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Ｔｈｉｓ               ｉｓ               ａ               ｔｒａｎｓｃｒｉｐｔ               ｏｆ               "Ｂｅｌｒａｄ               Ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ";               ｏｒｉｇｉｎａｌｌｙ               ａｉｒｅｄ               Ｆｅｂｒｕａｒｙ               14,               2008.

Ｙｏｕ               ｃａｎ               ｌｉｓｔｅｎ               ｔｏ               ａ               ｒｅｃｏｒｄｉｎｇ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｂｒｏａｄｃａｓｔ               ｈｅｒｅ:               ｈｔｔｐ://ｗｗｗ.ａｓｓｏｃｉａｔｅｄｃｏｎｔｅｎｔ.ｃｏｍ/ａｕｄｉｏ/2325/ｂｅｌｒａｄ_ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ_ｆｅｂｒｕａｒｙ_14_2008.ｈｔｍｌ               Ｇｅｔ               ｍｏｒｅ               ａｔ               ｗｗｗ.ＢｅｌｒａｄＵｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ.ｃｏｍ
               Ｈｅｌｌｏ,               ａｎｄ               Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ               ｔｏ               Ｂｅｌｒａｄ               Ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ.

Ｉｔ'ｓ               Ｆｅｂｒｕａｒｙ               14ｔｈ,               2008,               ａｎｄ               Ｉ'ｍ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｈｏｓｔ,               Ｂｒｙａｎ               Ｂｅｌｒａｄ.
               Ｉｉｉｔ'ｓ               Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ'ｓ               Ｄａｙ!

Ｔｈａｔ               ｈａｐｐｙ               ｌｉｔｔｌｅ               ｄａｙ               ｗｈｅｎ               ｙｏｕ               ｄｏ               ａ               ｌｉｔｔｌｅ               ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ               ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈａｔ               ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ               ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ,               ｊｕｓｔ               ｔｏ               ｌｅｔ               ｈｅｒ               -               ｏｒ               ｈｉｍ               -               ｋｎｏｗ               ｈｏｗ               ｍｕｃｈ               ｙｏｕ               ｃａｒｅ.
               Ｙｏｕ               ｋｎｏｗ,               ｔｈｅｒｅ'ｓ               ａ               ｓｔｏｒｙ               ｂｅｈｉｎｄ               Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ'ｓ               Ｄａｙ.

Ａ               ｔｒａｇｉｃ               ｔａｌｅ               ｏｆ               ｈｏｐｅ               ａｎｄ               ｒｏｍａｎｃｅ,               ａｓ               ｓｕｃｈ               ｔｈｉｎｇｓ               ｕｓｕａｌｌｙ               ａｒｅ,               ａｎｄ,               ｏｆ               ｃｏｕｒｓｅ,               ｂｉｔｔｅｒ               ｄｅｓｐａｉｒ,               ｐｉｅｒｃｅｄ               ｏｎｃｅ               ｍｏｒｅ               ｂｙ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｏｗｅｒ               ｏｆ               ｅｔｅｒｎａｌ               ｌｏｖｅ.
               Ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               3ｒｄ               Ｃｅｎｔｕｒｙ               ＣＥ,               Ｂｉｓｈｏｐ               Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ               ｂｒｏｋｅ               ｔｈｅ               Ｒｏｍａｎ               Ｅｍｐｅｒｏｒ'ｓ               ｃｏｍｍａｎｄ               ｔｈａｔ               ｎｏ               ｓｏｌｄｉｅｒｓ               ｓｈｏｕｌｄ               ｂｅ               ｗｅｄ               ｗｈｉｌｅ               ｓｅｒｖｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               ｓｔａｔｅ.

Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ               ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅｄ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｏｖｅｒｒｅａｃｈｉｎｇ               ｐｏｗｅｒ               ｏｆ               ｌｏｖｅ,               ａｎｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｔｒｉｕｍｐｈ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｈｕｍａｎ               ｓｐｉｒｉｔ               ｏｖｅｒ               ｍｅｒｅ               ｍａｔｔｅｒｓ               ｏｆ               ｆｌｅｓｈ,               ｓｏ,               ｈｅ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｍａｒｒｙ               ｏｆｆ               ｔｈｏｓｅ               ｃｏｕｐｌｅｓ               ｗｈｏ               ｃａｍｅ               ｔｏ               ｈｉｍ               ｉｎ               ｓｅｃｒｅｔ.
               Ｎｅｅｄｌｅｓｓ               ｔｏ               ｓａｙ,               ｔｈｅ               Ｅｍｐｅｒｏｒ               ｗａｓ               ｆｕｒｉｏｕｓ               ｔｏ               ｌｅａｒｎ               ｏｆ               Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ'ｓ               ｄｉｓｏｂｅｄｉｅｎｃｅ.

Ｈｅ               ｏｒｄｅｒｅｄ               ｔｈｅ               Ｂｉｓｈｏｐ               ｅｘｅｃｕｔｅｄ.
               Ｂｕｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｓｔｏｒｙ               ｄｏｅｓ               ｎｏｔ               ｅｎｄ               ｔｈｅｒｅ.

Ｗｈｉｌｅ               ａｗａｉｔｉｎｇ               ｈｉｓ               ｄａｙ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｄｅｓｔｉｎｙ,               Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ               ｓｐｅｎｔ               ｓｏｍｅ               ｔｉｍｅ               ｉｎ               ｐｒｉｓｏｎ,               ｗｈｅｒｅ               ｈｅ               ｆｅｌｌ               ｉｎ               ｌｏｖｅ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｈｉｓ               ｊａｉｌｅｒ'ｓ               ｂｌｉｎｄ               ｄａｕｇｈｔｅｒ.

Ｄｅｓｐｉｔｅ               ｔｈｅｉｒ               ｃｉｒｃｕｍｓｔａｎｃｅｓ,               ｏｒ,               ｐｅｒｈａｐｓ,               ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅｍ,               ｔｈｅｉｒ               ｌｏｖｅ               ｂｌｏｓｓｏｍｅｄ.
               Ｗｈｅｎ               Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ'ｓ               Ｄａｙ               ｃａｍｅ,               Ｆｅｂｒｕａｒｙ               14,               269,               ｈｅ               ｕｓｅｄ               ｈｉｓ               ｌａｓｔ               ｒｅｑｕｅｓｔ               ｆｏｒ               ｗｒｉｔｉｎｇ               ｉｍｐｌｅｍｅｎｔｓ.

Ｈｅ               ｉｎｓｃｒｉｂｅｄ               ａ               ｂｒｉｅｆ               ｎｏｔｅ               ｔｏ               ｈｉｓ               ｂｌｉｎｄ               ｂｅｌｏｖｅｄ,               ａｎｄ               ｈａｎｄｅｄ               ｉｔ               ｔｏ               ｈｅｒ,               ｂｅｆｏｒｅ               ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ               ａｓｃｅｎｄｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｈｅａｖｅｎｓ.
               Ｉｔ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｔａｋｅ               ｈｅｒ               ｙｅａｒｓ,               ｂｕｔ               ｓｈｅ               ｋｅｐｔ               ｔｈａｔ               ｎｏｔｅ,               ｎｏ               ｍａｔｔｅｒ               ｔｈａｔ               ｓｈｅ               ｃｏｕｌｄ               ｎｏｔ               ｒｅａｄ               ｉｔ.

Ｔｈｅｎ,               ｏｎｅ               ｄａｙ,               ａｃｃｏｒｄｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｃｈｕｒｃｈ               ｒｅｃｏｒｄｓ,               ｓｈｅ               ｏｐｅｎｅｄ               ｈｅｒ               ｅｙｅｓ               ａｎｄ,               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｆｉｒｓｔ               ｔｉｍｅ               ｉｎ               ｈｅｒ               ｌｉｆｅ,               ｃｏｕｌｄ               ｓｅｅ               ｗｈａｔ               ｈｅｒ               ｂｅｌｏｖｅｄ               ｈａｄ               ｗｒｉｔｔｅｎ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｄａｙ               ｈｅ'ｄ               ｄｉｅｄ.
               Ｉｔ               ｗａｓ,               ｏｆ               ｃｏｕｒｓｅ,               ａ               ｍｅｓｓａｇｅ               ｏｆ               ｌｏｖｅ,               ｔｏ               ｒｅｍｉｎｄ               ｈｅｒ               ｔｈａｔ               ｈｉｓ               ｈｅａｒｔ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｂｅ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｈｅｒ               ａｌｗａｙｓ.

Ｉｔ               ｗａｓ               ｓｉｇｎｅｄ               'ｆｒｏｍ               ｙｏｕｒ               Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ.'
               Ｆｏｒ               ｈｉｓ               ｇｏｏｄ               ｄｅｅｄｓ,               ｈｉｓ               ｎｏｂｌｅ               ｄｅａｔｈ,               ａｎｄ               ｈｉｓ               ｐａｒｔ               ｉｎ               ｗｈａｔ               ｃａｎ               ｏｎｌｙ               ｂｅ               ａ               ｍｉｒａｃｌｅ,               Ｂｉｓｈｏｐ               Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ               ｗａｓ               ｍａｄｅ               Ｓａｉｎｔ               Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ,               ｐａｔｒｏｎ               ｏｆ               ｌｏｖｅ               ａｎｄ               ｒｏｍａｎｃｅ.

Ｗｅ               ｃｅｌｅｂｒａｔｅ               ｈｉｓ               ｌｉｆｅ,               ａｎｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｊｏｙ               ｈｅ               ｓｐｒｅａｄ               ｔｏ               ｏｔｈｅｒｓ,               ｉｎ               ｈｉｓ               ｎａｍｅ               ｅａｃｈ               Ｆｅｂｒｕａｒｙ               14ｔｈ               -               ｔｈｅ               ｖｅｒｙ               ｄａｙ               ｈｉｓ               ｏｗｎ               ｌｉｆｅ               ｗａｓ               ｅｎｄｅｄ,               ａｌｌ               ｔｈｏｓｅ               ｌｏｎｇ               ｙｅａｒｓ               ａｇｏ.
               Ａｎｄ               ｓｏ,               Ｈａｐｐｙ               Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ'ｓ               Ｄａｙ,               ａｌｌ.
               Ａｎｄ,               ｎｏｗ,               ｔｈｅ               ｎｅｗｓ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｗｅｅｋ:
               Ｆｉｒｓｔ               ｕｐ,
               Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｉｎ               Ａｋｒｏｎ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｓｕｍｍｏｎｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｉｎｖｅｓｔｉｇａｔｅ               ａ               ｓｈｏｐｌｉｆｔｉｎｇ               ｃａｌｌ               ｌａｓｔ               Ｔｈｕｒｓｄａｙ.

Ｗｈｅｎ               ｔｈｅｙ               ａｒｒｉｖｅｄ,               ｔｈｅｙ               ｆｏｕｎｄ               Ｍａｒｋ               Ｏｔｔ,               ｗｈｏ               ｉｓ               51,               ｄｅｓｐｅｒａｔｅｌｙ               ｔｒｙｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｏｐｅｎ               ｈｉｓ               ｃａｒ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｐａｒｋｉｎｇ               ｌｏｔ.

Ｈｅ               ｈａｄ               ｃｈｉｐｓ,               ｐｒｅｔｚｅｌｓ,               ａｎｄ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｓｎａｃｋ               ｆｏｏｄｓ               ｖａｌｕｅｄ               ａｔ               ａｂｏｕｔ               $40               ｓｔａｓｈｅｄ               ｉｎ               ｈｉｓ               ｐｏｃｋｅｔｓ.

               Ｔｈｅ               ｋｅｙｓ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｖｅｈｉｃｌｅ,               ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ,               ｗｅｒｅ               ｉｎｓｉｄｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｌｏｃｋｅｄ               ｃａｒ.

               Ｏｔｔ               ｗａｓ               ｃｈａｒｇｅｄ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｔｈｅｆｔ               ａｎｄ               ｄｒｉｖｉｎｇ               ｗｉｔｈ               ａ               ｓｕｓｐｅｎｄｅｄ               ｌｉｃｅｎｓｅ.
               Ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅｓ               ｉｔ'ｓ               ａｌｌ               ｔｏｏ               ｅａｓｙ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ.

Ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｔｉｍｅｓ,               ｎｏｔ               ｓｏ               ｍｕｃｈ.
               Ａｂｅｌ               Ｍｏｒｉｎ               ｗａｓ               ｓｅｎｔｅｎｃｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｆｉｖｅ               ｃｏｎｃｕｒｒｅｎｔ               ｌｉｆｅ               ｔｅｒｍｓ               ｆｏｒ               ｋｉｄｎａｐｐｉｎｇ,               ｂｕｒｇｌａｒｙ,               ａｎｄ               ｍｕｌｔｉｐｌｅ               ｒａｐｅｓ.

Ｊｕｓｔ               ｈｏｕｒｓ               ａｆｔｅｒ               ａｒｒｉｖｉｎｇ               ａｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｒｉｓｏｎ               ｉｎ               Ｈｅｂｂｒｏｎｖｉｌｌｅ,               Ｔｅｘａｓ,               ｔｈｏｕｇｈ,               ｔｈｅ               24               ｙｅａｒ               ｏｌｄ               ｅｓｃａｐｅｄ.

               Ｗｈｉｌｅ               ｂｅｉｎｇ               ｔｒａｎｓｆｅｒｒｅｄ               ｂｅｔｗｅｅｎ               ｃｅｌｌｓ,               Ｍｏｒｉｎ               ｗａｓ               ｌｅｆｔ               ｉｎ               ａ               ｃｅｌｌ               ｔｈａｔ               ｗａｓ               ｎｏｔ               ｓｅｃｕｒｅｌｙ               ｃｌｏｓｅｄ,               ｂｅｈｉｎｄ               ａ               ｇａｔｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ｗａｓ               ｎｏｔ               ｌｏｃｋｅｄ.

               Ｓｈｅｒｉｆｆｓ               ａｒｅ               ｉｎｖｅｓｔｉｇａｔｉｎｇ               ｗｈｙ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｒｉｓｏｎｅｒ               ｗａｓ               ｌｅｆｔ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｗｈａｔ               ａｍｏｕｎｔｓ               ｔｏ               ａ               ｇｅｔ               ｏｕｔ               ｏｆ               ｊａｉｌ               ｆｒｅｅ               ｃａｒｄ,               ｉｆ               ｏｎｌｙ               ｈｅ               ｔｒｉｅｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｄｏｏｒ.

               Ａｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｌａｓｔ               ｕｐｄａｔｅ,               Ｍｏｒｉｎ               ｗａｓ               ｓｔｉｌｌ               ａｔ               ｌａｒｇｅ.
               Ｅｖｉｄｅｎｔｌｙ,               ｌｏｃｋｓ               ｈａｖｅ               ｂｅｅｎ               ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ               ｏｆ               ａ               ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｗｅｅｋ.
               Ａ               ｗｏｍａｎ'ｓ               ｂｏｄｙ               ｗａｓ               ｆｏｕｎｄ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｐａｒｋｉｎｇ               ｌｏｔ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               Ｗｈｉｔｅｓｉｄｅ               Ｍｏｕｎｔａｉｎ               ｎａｔｕｒｅ               ｔｒａｉｌ,               ｉｎ               Ｎｏｒｔｈ               Ｃａｒｏｌｉｎａ,               ｊｕｓｔ               ｏｕｔｓｉｄｅ               ｏｆ               ｈｅｒ               ｌｏｃｋｅｄ               ＳＵＶ.

               Ｔｈｅ               Ｍａｃｏｎ               Ｃｏｕｎｔｙ               ｍｅｄｉｃａｌ               ｅｘａｍｉｎｅｒ               ｄｅｔｅｒｍｉｎｅｄ               ｔｈａｔ               ｓｈｅ               ｄｉｅｄ               ｏｆ               ｈｙｐｏｔｈｅｒｍｉａ.

Ｔｈｅ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｉｄｅｎｔｉｆｉｅｄ               ｈｅｒ               ａｓ               Ｓａｎｄｒａ               Ｏｒｄｎｅｒ,               ｏｆ               Ｄａｐｈｎｅ,               Ａｌａｂａｍａ.

Ａｌｓｏ,               ｔｈｅｙ               ｄｉｓｃｏｖｅｒｅｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｖｅｈｉｃｌｅ'ｓ               ｋｅｙｓ               ｌｏｃｋｅｄ               ｉｎｓｉｄｅ.

               Ｓｈｅ               ｈａｄ               ｐｈｏｎｅｄ               ｈｅｒ               ｈｕｓｂａｎｄ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｈｏｕｒｓ               ｂｅｆｏｒｅ               ｔｏ               ｔｅｌｌ               ｈｉｍ               ｓｈｅ               ｗａｓ               ｇｏｉｎｇ               ｈｉｋｉｎｇ.

               Ｎｏｗ,               ｔｒａｇｉｃ               ａｓ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｓｔｏｒｙ               ｉｓ,               ｏｎｅ               ｍｕｓｔ               ｗｏｎｄｅｒ:               ｉｆ               ｆａｃｅｄ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｃｅｒｔａｉｎ               ｄｅａｔｈ,               ｉｓ               ｉｔ               ｔｏｏ               ｍｕｃｈ               ｔｏ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｂｒｅａｋ               ａ               ｗｉｎｄｏｗ?

               Ｔｈｅ               ｍｏｒａｌ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｓｔｏｒｙ:               ｆｏｒｇｅｔ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｋｅｙｓ               ＯＲ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｃｅｌｌ               ｐｈｏｎｅ               -               ｎｏｔ               ｂｏｔｈ.
               Ｉｎ               ｆａｃｔ,               ｓｔｕｐｉｄ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ａｎｄ               ｖｅｈｉｃｌｅｓ               ａｒｅｎ'ｔ               ｍｉｘｉｎｇ               ｗｅｌｌ               ａｔ               ａｌｌ.
               Ａ               ｙｏｕｎｇ               ｇｉｒｌ               ｉｎ               Ｈｏｕｓｔｏｎ               ｗａｓ               ｒｕｎｎｉｎｇ               ａ               ｌｉｔｔｌｅ               ｌａｔｅ               ｏｎｅ               ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ               ｌａｓｔ               ｗｅｅｋ.

Ｔｈｅ               ｂｕｓ               ｃａｍｅ,               ａｎｄ               ｓｈｅ               ｈａｄｎ'ｔ               ｆｉｎｉｓｈｅｄ               ｈｅｒ               ｏａｔｍｅａｌ.
               Ｓｏ,               ｎａｔｕｒａｌｌｙ,               ｓｈｅ               ｔｒｉｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｂｒｉｎｇ               ｉｔ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｂｕｓ               ｔｏ               ｆｉｎｉｓｈ               ｉｔ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｗａｙ.

Ａｌａｓ,               ｔｈｅ               ｄｒｉｖｅｒ               ｉｎｆｏｒｍｅｄ               ｈｅｒ,               ｈｅｒ               ｐｌａｎ               ｗａｓ               ｆｌａｗｅｄ;               ｔｈｅ               ｓｃｈｏｏｌ               ｄｉｓｔｒｉｃｔ               ｄｏｅｓ               ｎｏｔ               ａｌｌｏｗ               ｆｏｏｄ               ｏｎ               ｉｔｓ               ｂｕｓｓｅｓ.
               Ｔｈａｔ'ｓ               ｗｈｅｎ               ｈｅｒ               ｆａｔｈｅｒ               ｄｅｃｉｄｅｄ               ｉｔ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｂｅ               ａ               ｇｏｏｄ               ｔｉｍｅ               ｔｏ               ｂｅ               ａ               'ｔｏｕｇｈ               ｇｕｙ.'
               Ｉｎ               ａ               ｂｒｉｌｌｉａｎｔ               ｄｅｍｏｎｓｔｒａｔｉｏｎ               ｏｆ               ｗｈｙ               ｓｏｍｅ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ｓｈｏｕｌｄｎ'ｔ               ｈａｖｅ               ｃｕｓｔｏｄｙ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅｉｒ               ｏｗｎ               ｋｉｄｓ,               ｔｈｅ               ｐｅｒｔｕｒｂｅｄ               ｐａｒｅｎｔ               ｐｕｌｌｅｄ               ｏｕｔ               ａ               ｈａｎｄ               ｇｕｎ               ａｎｄ               ｏｐｅｎｅｄ               ｆｉｒｅ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｂｕｓ.
               Ｆｏｒｔｕｎａｔｅｌｙ,               ｎｏ               ｈｕｍａｎｓ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｉｎｊｕｒｅｄ.

Ｔｈｅ               ｓｃｈｏｏｌ               ｂｕｓ,               ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ,               ｈａｄ               ｔｏ               ｂｅ               ｔｒｅａｔｅｄ               ｆｏｒ               ｓｅｖｅｒａｌ               ｇｕｎｓｈｏｔ               ｗｏｕｎｄｓ.

Ｉｔ               ｉｓ               ｅｘｐｅｃｔｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｍａｋｅ               ａ               ｆｕｌｌ               ｒｅｃｏｖｅｒｙ.
               Ｔｈｅ               ｇｉｒｌ'ｓ               ｆａｔｈｅｒ,               ｔｈｏｕｇｈ,               ｉｓ               ｐｒｅｓｅｎｔｌｙ               ｉｎ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｃｕｓｔｏｄｙ.
               Ａ               ｇｕｎ-ｔｏｔｉｎｇ               ｌｕｎａｔｉｃ               ｂｒｏｋｅ               ｉｎｔｏ               ａ               ｃｉｔｙ               ｃｏｕｎｃｉｌ               ｍｅｅｔｉｎｇ               ｉｎ               Ｋｉｒｋｗｏｏｄ,               Ｍｉｓｓｏｕｒｉ,               ｓｈｏｏｔｉｎｇ               ｓｅｖｅｒａｌ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ,               ｉｎｃｌｕｄｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               Ｍａｙｏｒ,               ｂｅｆｏｒｅ               ｈｅ               ｗａｓ               ｆａｔａｌｌｙ               ｓｈｏｔ               ｂｙ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ.
               Ｔｈｅ               ａｔｔａｃｋｅｒ               ｗａｓ               ｉｄｅｎｔｉｆｉｅｄ               ａｓ               Ｃｈａｒｌｅｓ               Ｔｈｏｒｎｔｏｎ,               ｋｎｏｗｎ               ａｓ               "Ｃｏｏｋｉｅ",               ｗｈｏ               ｈａｄ               ａ               ｌｏｎｇ               ｈｉｓｔｏｒｙ               ｏｆ               ｄｉｓｒｕｐｔｉｎｇ               ｃｏｕｎｃｉｌ               ｍｅｅｔｉｎｇｓ.

Ｉｎ               ｆａｃｔ,               Ｔｈｏｒｎｔｏｎ               ｈａｄ               ｂｅｅｎ               ａｒｒｅｓｔｅｄ               ｔｗｉｃｅ               ｆｏｒ               ｐｒｅｖｉｏｕｓ               ｉｎｃｉｄｅｎｔｓ,               ａｎｄ               ｈａｄ               ｔｏ               ｂｅ               ｆｏｒｃｉｂｌｙ               ｅｘｐｅｌｌｅｄ               ｆｒｏｍ               ｔｈｅ               ｍｏｓｔ               ｒｅｃｅｎｔ               ｍｅｅｔｉｎｇ.
               Ｗｈａｔ               ｗａｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｃａｕｓｅ               ｏｆ               ａｌｌ               ｔｈｉｓ               ａｎｉｍｏｓｉｔｙ?

Ａｃｃｏｒｄｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｒｅｃｏｒｄｓ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｍｅｅｔｉｎｇ               ｈｅ               ｗａｓ               ｅｘｐｅｌｌｅｄ               ｆｒｏｍ,               Ｔｈｏｒｎｔｏｎ               ｃｌａｉｍｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｈａｖｅ               ｂｅｅｎ               ｉｓｓｕｅｄ               ｍｏｒｅ               ｔｈａｎ               150               ｔｉｃｋｅｔｓ.

Ｙｅｓ,               ｔｒａｆｆｉｃ               ｔｉｃｋｅｔｓ.
               Ａｐｐａｒｅｎｔｌｙ,               ｔｈｅ               ｍａｎ               ｐｒｉｄｅｄ               ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ               ｏｎ               ｂｅｉｎｇ               ｏｕｔ               ｏｆ               ｃｏｎｔｒｏｌ.

Ｏｂｖｉｏｕｓｌｙ,               ｉｔ               ｄｉｄｎ'ｔ               ｅｎｄ               ｗｅｌｌ.
               Ｂｕｔ               ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ               ｂｅａｔｓ               ｆａｍｉｌｙ               ｍａｔｔｅｒｓ               ｆｏｒ               ａ               ｓｏｒｅ               ｓｕｂｊｅｃｔ.
               Ａ               Ｎｏｒｔｈ               Ｃａｒｏｌｉｎａ               ｍａｎ               ｗａｓ               ａｒｒｅｓｔｅｄ               ｆｏｒ               ｃｉｒｃｕｍｃｉｓｉｎｇ               ｔｗｏ               ｏｆ               ｈｉｓ               ｅｌｅｖｅｎ               ｃｈｉｌｄｒｅｎ               ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ.

Ｈｅ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｎｏｔ               ａｌｌｏｗ               ｔｈｅｉｒ               ｍｏｔｈｅｒｓ               ｔｏ               ｔａｋｅ               ｔｈｅｍ,               ａｇｅｓ               1               ａｎｄ               2,               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｈｏｓｐｉｔａｌ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｒｏｃｅｄｕｒｅ,               ｂｕｔ               ｉｎｓｔｅａｄ               ｉｎｓｉｓｔｅｄ               ｏｎ               ｐｅｒｆｏｒｍｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               ｏｐｅｒａｔｉｏｎ               ｐｅｒｓｏｎａｌｌｙ.

Ｈｅ               ｕｓｅｄ               ａ               ｂｏｘ-ｃｕｔｔｅｒ               ｓｔｙｌｅ               ｕｔｉｌｉｔｙ               ｋｎｉｆｅ.
               Ｏｂｖｉｏｕｓｌｙ,               ｂｏｔｈ               ｃｈｉｌｄｒｅｎ               ｓｕｆｆｅｒｅｄ               ｉｎｊｕｒｙ,               ａｎｄ               ｏｎｅ               ｈａｄ               ｖｅｒｙ               ｅｘｔｅｎｓｉｖｅ               ｂｌｅｅｄｉｎｇ.
               Ｂｒｉｄｇｅｔｔ               Ｄｏｎａｈｕｅ               ａｗｏｋｅ               ｅａｒｌｙ               ｏｎｅ               ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｄｉｓｃｏｖｅｒ               ａ               ｈｏｒｒｏｒ               ｌｏｏｋｉｎｇ               ｂａｃｋ               ａｔ               ｈｅｒ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｍｉｒｒｏｒ.

Ｓｈｅ'ｄ               ｒｅｃｅｎｔｌｙ               ｈａｄ               ｓｕｒｇｅｒｙ,               ａｎｄ               ｗａｓ               ｓｕｆｆｅｒｉｎｇ               ａ               ｓｅｖｅｒｅ               ｒｅａｃｔｉｏｎ               ｔｏ               ｓｏｍｅ               ｏｆ               ｈｅｒ               ｆｏｌｌｏｗ-ｕｐ               ｍｅｄｉｃａｔｉｏｎ,               ｃａｕｓｉｎｇ               ｍｕｃｈ               ｏｆ               ｈｅｒ               ｆａｃｅ               ｔｏ               ｓｗｅｌｌ.

               Ｒｉｇｈｔ               ａｗａｙ,               ｈｅｒ               ｈｕｓｂａｎｄ               ｒｕｓｈｅｄ               ｈｅｒ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｎｅａｒｅｓｔ               ｈｏｓｐｉｔａｌ,               ｂｕｔ,               ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ               ａｎ               ｕｎｆｏｒｔｕｎａｔｅ               ｈａｐｐｅｎｓｔａｎｃｅ,               ｔｈｅｙ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｍｅｔ               ｎｏｔ               ｂｙ               ｍｅｄｉｃａｌ               ｓｔａｆｆ,               ｂｕｔ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ.

Ｔｈｅ               ｏｆｆｉｃｅｒｓ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｌｏｏｋｏｕｔ               ｆｏｒ               ａ               ｓｕｓｐｅｃｔ               ｗａｎｔｅｄ               ｆｏｒ               ｂｅａｔｉｎｇ               ｗｏｍｅｎ,               ａｎｄ,               ｕｐｏｎ               ｓｅｅｉｎｇ               Ｂｒｉｄｇｅｔｔ'ｓ               ｃｏｎｄｉｔｉｏｎ,               ｗｈｉｃｈ               ｔｈｅｙ               ｔｏｏｋ               ｆｏｒ               ｓｉｇｎｓ               ｏｆ               ａｂｕｓｅ,               ａｓｓｕｍｅｄ               ｈｅｒ               ｈｕｓｂａｎｄ               ｔｏ               ｂｅ               ｔｈｅｉｒ               ｍａｎ.

               Ｇｕｎｓ               ｄｒａｗｎ,               ｔｈｅｙ               ｄｒａｇｇｅｄ               ｈｉｍ               ｏｕｔ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｆａｍｉｌｙ               ｃａｒ               ａｎｄ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｒｏｃｅｓｓ               ｏｆ               ｃｕｆｆｉｎｇ               ｈｉｍ               ｂｅｆｏｒｅ               ｔｈｅｉｒ               ｍｉｓｔａｋｅ               ｂｅｃａｍｅ               ｏｂｖｉｏｕｓ.

Ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ               ｐｅｒｓｏｎ,               ｔｅｎｄｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               Ｂｒｉｄｇｅｔｔ,               ｂｅｃａｍｅ               ａｗａｒｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ｈｅｒ               ａｐｐａｒｅｎｔ               ｉｎｊｕｒｉｅｓ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｎｏｔ               ｄｕｅ               ｔｏ               ｂｅａｔｉｎｇ,               ｂｕｔ               ｓｔｉｌｌ               ｒｅｑｕｉｒｅｄ               ｕｒｇｅｎｔ               ｍｅｄｉｃａｌ               ａｔｔｅｎｔｉｏｎ.

Ｉｎ               ｆａｉｒｌｙ               ｓｈｏｒｔ               ｏｒｄｅｒ,               ｔｈｅ               ｔｒｕｔｈ               ｃａｍｅ               ｏｕｔ.

               Ｗｈｉｃｈ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｇｏｅｓ               ｔｏ               ｓｈｏｗ,               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｓｈｏｕｌｄ               ｌｅａｖｅ               ｍａｋｉｎｇ               ｄｉａｇｎｏｓｅｓ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｅｘｐｅｒｔｓ.

               Ａｎｄ               ｄｏｃｔｏｒｓ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｄｏ               ｗｅｌｌ               ｔｏ               ｌｅａｖｅ               ｈａｎｄｌｉｎｇ               ｖｉｏｌｅｎｔ               ｏｆｆｅｎｄｅｒｓ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ...
               Ｏｎ               Ｆｅｂｒｕａｒｙ               5ｔｈ,               ａ               ｆｏｒｍｅｒ               ｐａｔｉｅｎｔ               ｓｔｏｒｍｅｄ               ｉｎｔｏ               ａ               ｐａｉｎ-ｍａｎａｇｅｍｅｎｔ               ｄｏｃｔｏｒ'ｓ               ｏｆｆｉｃｅ               ａｎｄ               ｓｔｒｕｃｋ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｈｙｓｉｃｉａｎ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｈｉｓ               ｃａｎｅ.
               Ｔｈｅ               ｍａｎ,               Ｄａｖｉｄ               Ｈｕｇｅｒｆｏｒｄ               ｏｆ               Ｖｅｒｏ               Ｂｅａｃｈ,               Ｆｌｏｒｉｄａ,               ｗａｓ               ａ               51               ｙｅａｒ               ｏｌｄ               ｃｏｍｐｌａｉｎｉｎｇ               ｏｆ               ｂｅｉｎｇ               ｂｉｌｌｅｄ               ｆｏｒ               ｓｅｒｖｉｃｅｓ               ｈｅ'ｄ               ｎｅｖｅｒ               ｒｅｃｅｉｖｅｄ.

Ｂｕｔ,               ｉｎｓｔｅａｄ               ｏｆ               ｓｉｍｐｌｙ               ｆｉｌｉｎｇ               ａ               ｃｏｍｐｌａｉｎｔ,               ｈｅ               ａｐｐａｒｅｎｔｌｙ               ｄｅｃｉｄｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｔａｋｅ               ｉｔ               ｏｕｔ               ｏｆ               Ｄｒ.

Ｄａｖｉｄ               Ｇｌｅｎｅｒ'ｓ               ｈｉｄｅ.
               Ｏｎｃｅ               Ｈｕｇｅｒｆｏｒｄ               ｓｔｒｕｃｋ               ｈｉｍ,               ｔｈｏｕｇｈ,               Ｄｒ.

Ｇｌｅｎｅｒ               ｗａｓ               ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ               ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ.

Ｈｅ               ｐｕｌｌｅｄ               ａ               Ｇｌｏｃｋ               9ｍｍ               ａｎｄ               ｔｏｌｄ               ｈｉｓ               ａｓｓａｉｌａｎｔ               ｔｈａｔ               ｈｅ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｕｓｅ               'ｎｅｃｅｓｓａｒｙ               ｆｏｒｃｅ'               ｔｏ               ｄｅｆｅｎｄ               ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ.
               Ｈｕｎｇｅｒｆｏｒｄ               ｗａｓ               ｃｈａｒｇｅｄ               ｗｉｔｈ               ａｇｇｒａｖａｔｅｄ               ｂａｔｔｅｒｙ               ａｎｄ               ｂｒｅａｃｈ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｅａｃｅ.
               Ｗｅ'ｌｌ               ｂｅ               ｒｉｇｈｔ               ｂａｃｋ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｍｏｒｅ               ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ               ｎｅｗｓ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｗｅｅｋ.
               (ｂｒｅａｋ)
               Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ               ｂａｃｋ.
               Ｉｎ               ｔｏｄａｙ'ｓ               ｗｏｒｌｄ,               ｉｔ               ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅｓ               ｓｅｅｍｓ               ａｓ               ｔｈｏｕｇｈ               ｔｈｅ               ａｂｓｕｒｄ               ｈａｓ               ｂｅｃｏｍｅ               ｃｏｍｍｏｎｐｌａｃｅ.

Ｂｕｔ,               ｊｕｓｔ               ｗｈｅｎ               ｙｏｕ               ｔｈｉｎｋ               ｉｔ               ｃｏｕｌｄｎ'ｔ               ｇｅｔ               ａｎｙ               ｗｏｒｓｅ...
               Ｉｎ               Ｖｉｃｔｏｒｉａ,               Ａｕｓｔｒａｌｉａ,               ａ               ｗｏｍａｎ               ｈａｄ               ｔｏ               ｅｎｄｕｒｅ               ｏｎｅ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｗｏｒｓｔ               ｋｉｎｄｓ               ｏｆ               ｔｒａｇｅｄｉｅｓ,               ａ               ｍｉｓｃａｒｒｉｅｄ               ｐｒｅｇｎａｎｃｙ.

Ｂｕｔ,               ｉｔ               ｗａｓｎ'ｔ               ｕｎｔｉｌ               ａｆｔｅｒ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｒａｕｍａｔｉｃ               ｅｘｐｅｒｉｅｎｃｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｒｅａｌ               ｎｉｇｈｔｍａｒｅ               ｂｅｇａｎ.
               Ａｓ               ｓｈｅ               ｏｐｅｎｅｄ               ｈｅｒ               ｈｏｓｐｉｔａｌ               ｂａｇ,               ｗｈｅｒｅ               ｈｅｒ               ｐｅｒｓｏｎａｌ               ｉｔｅｍｓ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｓｔｏｒｅｄ,               ｓｈｅ               ｃａｍｅ               ｕｐｏｎ               ａ               ｗｒａｐｐｅｄ               ｔｏｗｅｌ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｈｅｒ               ｎａｍｅ               ｏｎ               ｉｔ.

Ｓｈｅ               ｏｐｅｎｅｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｂｕｎｄｌｅ,               ａｎｄ               ｗａｓ               ｈｏｒｒｉｆｉｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｄｉｓｃｏｖｅｒ               ｔｈａｔ               ａ               ｓｔａｆｆ               ｍｅｍｂｅｒ               ｈａｄ               ｐａｃｋｅｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｄｅａｄ               ｆｅｔｕｓ               ｉｎ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｈｅｒ               ｂｅｌｏｎｇｉｎｇｓ.
               Ｎｕｒｓｅｓ               ｂｏｒｅ               ｗｉｔｎｅｓｓ               ｗｈｅｎ               ｔｈｅｙ               ｒｕｓｈｅｄ               ｉｎ               ｔｏ               ａｎｓｗｅｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｗｏｍａｎ'ｓ               ｓｃｒｅａｍｓ.
               Ｌｕｋｅ               Ｍｕｌｌａｎｅ,               ｓｐｏｋｅｓｍａｎ               ｆｏｒ               Ｂａｌｌａｒａｔ               Ｈｅａｌｔｈ,               ｍａｄｅ               ａ               ｓｔａｔｅｍｅｎｔ               ａｓｓｕｒｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｕｂｌｉｃ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ｉｓ               ａｂｓｏｌｕｔｅｌｙ               ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ               ａｍｉｓｓ.

"Ｂａｌｌａｒａｔ               Ｈｅａｌｔｈ               Ｓｅｒｖｉｃｅｓ               ｏｆｆｅｒｅｄ               ａｌｌ               ｎｅｃｅｓｓａｒｙ               ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ               ｓｅｒｖｉｃｅｓ               ｔｏ               ａｓｓｉｓｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｆａｍｉｌｙ               ｉｎ               ｃｏｍｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｔｅｒｍｓ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｔｈｅ               ｌｏｓｓ               ａｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｔｉｍｅ               ａｎｄ               ｉｓ               ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｄｏ               ｓｏ."
               Ｔｈｉｓ               ｅｖｅｎｔ               ｉｓ               ｎｏｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｆｉｒｓｔ               ｉｎ               ｒｅｃｅｎｔ               ｍｏｎｔｈｓ               ｔｏ               ｒｅｓｕｌｔ               ｉｎ               ａ               ｌａｗｓｕｉｔ               ａｇａｉｎｓｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｆａｃｉｌｉｔｙ.

Ｔｈｅ               ｈｏｓｐｉｔａｌ               ｈａｓ               ｏｆｆｅｒｅｄ               ｔｏ               ａｃｃｅｐｔ               ｓｕｇｇｅｓｔｉｏｎｓ               ｏｎ               ｈｏｗ               ｔｏ               ｉｍｐｒｏｖｅ               ｐａｔｉｅｎｔ               ｃａｒｅ.
               Ｂｕｔ,               ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅｓ,               ｎｏｔ               ｋｎｏｗ               ｗｈａｔ               ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ               ｄｏｉｎｇ               ｃａｎ               ｅｎｄ               ｕｐ               ｓａｖｉｎｇ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｌｉｆｅ.
               Ａ               Ｂｒｉｔｉｓｈ               ｔｅｅｎ               ｗａｓ               ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｈｅｒ               ｇｒａｎｄｍｏｔｈｅｒ'ｓ               ｂｌｏｏｄ               ｐｒｅｓｓｕｒｅ               ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ,               ａｎｄ,               ｂｙ               ｐｕｒｅ               ａｃｃｉｄｅｎｔ,               ｆｏｕｎｄ               ａ               ｃｌｕｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ｃｏｕｌｄ               ｓａｖｅ               ｈｅｒ               ｌｉｆｅ.
               Ｅｖｅｎ               ｔｈｏｕｇｈ               Ａｍｅａ               Ｏ'Ｎｉｏｎ,               17,               ｗａｓ               ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ               ｄｏｃｔｏｒ,               ｔｈｅ               ｂｌｏｏｄ               ｐｒｅｓｓｕｒｅ               ｒｅａｄｉｎｇｓ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｓｃｒｅｅｎ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｒｅａｌ               -               ａｎｄ               ｄａｎｇｅｒｏｕｓｌｙ               ｈｉｇｈ.

Ｓｈｅ               ｗｅｎｔ               ｔｏ               ａ               ｈｏｓｐｉｔａｌ               ｓｔｒａｉｇｈｔ               ａｗａｙ,               ｗｈｅｒｅ               ｓｈｅ               ｌｅａｒｎｅｄ               ｔｈａｔ               ｈｅｒ               ｋｉｄｎｅｙｓ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｆａｉｌｉｎｇ.

Ｓｈｅ               ｃｏｕｌｄ               ｈａｖｅ               ｓｕｆｆｅｒｅｄ               ａ               ｈｅａｒｔ               ａｔｔａｃｋ               ａｔ               ａｎｙ               ｔｉｍｅ.
               Ｉｆ               ｎｏｔ               ｆｏｒ               ｆｏｏｌｉｎｇ               ａｒｏｕｎｄ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｔｈｅ               ｍｅｄｉｃａｌ               ｄｅｖｉｃｅ,               ｓｈｅ               ｎｅｖｅｒ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｈａｖｅ               ｋｎｏｗｎ.
               Ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｔｉｍｅｓ,               ｔｈｏｕｇｈ,               ｊｕｓｔ               ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｈｏｓｐｉｔａｌ               ｃａｎ               ｂｅ               ａ               ｒｅａｌ               ｐａｉｎ.
               Ａ               76               ｙｅａｒ-ｏｌｄ               ｇｒａｎｄｍｏｔｈｅｒ               ｆｒｏｍ               Ｓｔａｔｅｎ               Ｉｓｌａｎｄ               ｈａｄ               ａ               ｖｅｒｙ               ｂａｄ               ｄａｙ.

Ｓｈｅ               ｗａｓｎ'ｔ               ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ               ｗｅｌｌ,               ｓｏ               ｓｈｅ               ｗｅｎｔ               ｔｏ               ａ               ｎｅａｒｂｙ               ｄｏｃｔｏｒ'ｓ               ｏｆｆｉｃｅ.

Ｔｈｅｒｅ,               ａ               ｂｒｉｅｆ               ｅｘａｍｉｎａｔｉｏｎ               ｒｅｖｅａｌｅｄ               ｔｈａｔ               ｓｈｅ               ｗａｓ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｍｉｄｄｌｅ               ｏｆ               ａ               ｈｅａｒｔ               ａｔｔａｃｋ.
               Ａｎ               ａｍｂｕｌａｎｃｅ               ｗａｓ               ｓｕｍｍｏｎｅｄ,               ｂｕｔ               ｔｈｅｎ               ｔｈｉｎｇｓ               ｇｏｔ               ｗｏｒｓｅ.

Ａｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｅｌｄｅｒｌｙ               ｌａｄｙ               ｗａｓ               ｂｅｉｎｇ               ｌｏａｄｅｄ,               ｗｈｉｌｅ               ａｎ               ｏｘｙｇｅｎ               ｍａｓｋ               ｗａｓ               ｂｅｉｎｇ               ｓｔｒａｐｐｅｄ               ｏｎ,               ａ               ｒｅｃｅｐｔｉｏｎｉｓｔ               ｃａｍｅ               ｏｕｔ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｏｆｆｉｃｅ               ａｎｄ               ｓｔｏｐｐｅｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｐａｒａｍｅｄｉｃｓ.
               Ｔｈｅｎ,               ｅｍｅｒｇｅｎｃｙ               ｏｎ               ｈｏｌｄ,               ｓｈｅ               ｓａｉｄ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｐａｔｉｅｎｔ,               "Ｗｅｌｌ,               Ｉ               ｈａｔｅ               ｔｏ               ｂｏｔｈｅｒ               ｙｏｕ,               ｂｕｔ               ｃｏｕｌｄ               ｙｏｕ               ｇｉｖｅ               ｍｅ               ｔｈｅ               $5               ｃｏ-ｐａｙ?"
               Ｉｔ'ｓ               ｅｎｏｕｇｈ               ｔｏ               ｇｉｖｅ               ｅｖｅｎ               ａ               ｈｅａｌｔｈｙ               ｐｅｒｓｏｎ               ａｐｏｐｌｅｘｙ.
               Ｂｕｔ               ｗｈｉｌｅ               ｉｎｓｕｒａｎｃｅ               ｈａｓ               ｉｔｓ               ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍｓ,               ｅｖｅｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｍｏｓｔ               ｒｉｄｉｃｕｌｏｕｓ               ｈａｓ               ｉｔｓ               ｌｉｍｉｔｓ.
               Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｉｎ               Ｓｕｔｈｅｒｌｉｎ,               Ｏｒｅｇｏｎ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｓｔｕｍｐｅｄ               ｗｈｅｎ               ａｎ               ａｎｔｉｑｕｅ               ｓｌｏｔ               ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ               ｗｅｎｔ               ｍｉｓｓｉｎｇ               ｆｒｏｍ               ａ               ｃｉｔｉｚｅｎ'ｓ               ｈｏｍｅ.

Ｔｈｅｒｅ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｎｏ               ｓｉｇｎｓ               ｏｆ               ｆｏｒｃｅｄ               ｅｎｔｒｙ,               ａｎｄ               ｅｖｅｎ               ｆｅｗｅｒ               ｓｕｓｐｅｃｔｓ.

Ａ               ｂｒｅａｋ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｃａｓｅ               ｔｕｒｎｅｄ               ｕｐ               ｗｈｅｎ               ａｎ               ｉｎｓｕｒａｎｃｅ               ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ               ｃａｌｌｅｄ,               ａｓｋｉｎｇ               ａｂｏｕｔ               ａｎｙ               ｓｕｓｐｉｃｉｏｕｓ               ａｃｔｉｖｉｔｙ.
               Ｏｆｆｉｃｅｒｓ               ｌｅａｒｎｅｄ               ｔｈａｔ               ａ               ｌｏｃａｌ               ｗｏｍａｎ               ｈａｄ               ｆｉｌｅｄ               ａ               ｃｌａｉｍ               ｆｏｒ               ａ               ｂｒｏｋｅｎ               ｗｉｎｄｏｗ               ｉｎ               ｈｅｒ               ｈｕｓｂａｎｄ'ｓ               ｖａｎ.

Ｗｈｅｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｉｎｓｕｒａｎｃｅ               ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ               ｈａｄ               ａｓｋｅｄ               ｈｅｒ               ｗｈａｔ               ｃａｕｓｅｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｄａｍａｇｅ,               ｔｈｅ               ｗｉｆｅ               -               ｗｈｏ               ｗｏｒｋｓ               ａｓ               ａ               ｈｏｕｓｅｋｅｅｐｅｒ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ               ｏｗｎｅｒ'ｓ               ｈｏｕｓｅｈｏｌｄ,               ａｎｄ,               ｔｈｕｓ,               ｈａｓ               ｋｅｙｓ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｈｏｍｅ               -               ｓａｉｄ               ｔｈａｔ               ｈｅｒ               ｈｕｓｂａｎｄ               ｂｒｏｋｅ               ｉｔ               ｗｈｉｌｅ               ｓｔｅａｌｉｎｇ               ａ               ｓｌｏｔ               ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ.
               Ｄｕｈ.
               Ｓｕｒｅ               ｅｎｏｕｇｈ,               ｔｈｅ               ｍｉｓｓｉｎｇ               ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ               ｗａｓ               ｒｅｃｏｖｅｒｅｄ               ｆｒｏｍ               ｔｈｅ               ｃｌａｉｍａｎｔｓ'               ｐｒｏｐｅｒｔｙ.

Ｌｅｓｓ               ｓｕｒｐｒｉｓｉｎｇ,               ｔｈｅ               ｉｎｓｕｒａｎｃｅ               ｃｌａｉｍ               ｗａｓ               ｄｅｎｉｅｄ.
               Ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｃｒａｐ               ｃｏｍｅｓ               ｒａｉｎｉｎｇ               ｄｏｗｎ               -               ｌｉｔｅｒａｌｌｙ.
               Ａ               ｗｏｍａｎ               ｆｒｏｍ               Ｃａｌｇａｒｙ,               Ｃａｎａｄａ,               ｗａｓ               ｓｈｏｃｋｅｄ               -               ａｎｄ               ａ               ｌｉｔｔｌｅ               ａｗｅｄ               -               ｗｈｅｎ               ｈｅｒ               ｈｏｍｅ'ｓ               ｒｏｏｆ               ｗａｓ               ｓｍａｓｈｅｄ               ｉｎ               ｂｙ               ａ               ｂａｌｌ               ｏｆ               ｂｌｕｅ               ｆｒｏｍ               ｔｈｅ               ｗｉｌｄ               ｂｌｕｅ               ｙｏｎｄｅｒ.
               Ｊｏｈｎ               Ｌｅｅ,               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               Ｃａｎａｄｉａｎ               Ｔｒａｎｓｐｏｒｔａｔｉｏｎ               Ｓａｆｅｔｙ               Ｂｏａｒｄ,               ｃｏｎｆｉｒｍｅｄ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｈｅ               'ｄｉｒｔｙ               ｂｏｍｂ'               ｗａｓ               ｍａｄｅ               ｕｐ               ｏｆ               ｉｃｙ               ｔｏｉｌｅｔ               ｗａｔｅｒ,               ｈｕｍａｎ               ｗａｓｔｅ,               ａｎｄ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｃｈｅｍｉｃａｌｓ.

Ｉｔ               ｈａｄ               ｂｅｅｎ               ｊｅｔｔｉｓｏｎｅｄ               ｆｒｏｍ               ｔｈｅ               ｌａｖａｔｏｒｙ               ｏｆ               ａｎ               ｏｖｅｒ               ｆｌｙｉｎｇ               ａｉｒｐｌａｎｅ.
               Ｈａｖｉｎｇ               ｃｏｍｅ               ｆｒｏｍ               ｏｎ               ｈｉｇｈ,               ｃｏｎｔｒｏｖｅｒｓｙ               ｈａｓ               ｎｏｗ               ａｒｉｓｅｎ               ａｓ               ｔｏ               ｗｈｅｔｈｅｒ               ｂｌｕｅ               ｂａｌｌ               ｑｕａｌｉｆｉｅｓ               ａｓ               "Ｈｏｌｙ               ____."
               Ａ               ｙｏｕｎｇ               ｍｏｔｈｅｒ               ｆｒｏｍ               Ａｎｄｅｒｓｏｎ,               Ｉｎｄｉａｎａ,               ｗａｓ               ａｒｒｅｓｔｅｄ               ｌａｓｔ               ｗｅｅｋ               ａｆｔｅｒ               ｓｅｖｅｒａｌ               ｐａｒｅｎｔｓ               ｃｏｍｐｌａｉｎｅｄ               ｔｈａｔ               ｓｈｅ               ｏｆｆｅｒｅｄ               ｂｅｅｒ               ａｎｄ               ｍａｒｉｊｕａｎａ               ｔｏ               ｃｈｉｌｄｒｅｎ               ａｔ               ｈｅｒ               ｄａｕｇｈｔｅｒ'ｓ               11ｔｈ               ｂｉｒｔｈｄａｙ               ｐａｒｔｙ.
               Ａｃｃｏｒｄｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ,               Ｄａｖｉｔａ               Ｆｕｌｌｅｒ               ｐｒｅｓｅｎｔｅｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｄｒｕｇｓ               ａｎｄ               ａｌｃｏｈｏｌ               ｔｏ               ｈｅｒ               ｄａｕｇｈｔｅｒ               ａｓ               ａ               ｂｉｒｔｈｄａｙ               ｐｒｅｓｅｎｔ,               ｔｈｅｎ               ａｓｋｅｄ               ｉｆ               ｔｈｒｅｅ               ｏｆ               ｈｅｒ               ｄａｕｇｈｔｅｒ'ｓ               ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ               ｍｉｇｈｔ               ｌｉｋｅ               ｓｏｍｅ.
               Ｎｅｅｄｌｅｓｓ               ｔｏ               ｓａｙ,               ｔｈｅ               ｙｏｕｎｇｓｔｅｒｓ               ｔｏｌｄ               ｔｈｅｉｒ               ｏｗｎ               ｐａｒｅｎｔｓ,               ｗｈｏ               ａｒｅ               ｃｏｎｓｉｄｅｒａｂｌｙ               ｍｏｒｅ               ｃｏｍｐｅｔｅｎｔ.

Ｔｈｅｙ,               ｉｎ               ｔｕｒｎ,               ｉｎｆｏｒｍｅｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ.
               Ｍｓ.

Ｆｕｌｌｅｒ               ｈａｓ               ｂｅｅｎ               ｃｈａｒｇｅｄ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｆｅｌｏｎｙ               ｃｏｎｔｒｉｂｕｔｉｏｎ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｄｅｌｉｎｑｕｅｎｃｙ               ｏｆ               ａ               ｍｉｎｏｒ.
               Ａ               Ｓｔ.

Ａｕｇｕｓｔｉｎｅ,               Ｆｌｏｒｉｄａ               ｗｏｍａｎ               ｗａｓ               ｃａｕｇｈｔ               ｄｒｉｖｉｎｇ               ｄｒｕｎｋ               ｏｎ               Ｓｕｐｅｒｂｏｗｌ               Ｓｕｎｄａｙ               ｏｎ               ＵＳ               1.

Ａ               Ｓｈｅｒｉｆｆ'ｓ               Ｄｅｐｕｔｙ               ｓａｗ               ｈｅｒ               ｒｕｎ               ａ               ｒｅｄ               ｌｉｇｈｔ,               ｔｈｅｎ               ｓｗｅｒｖｅ               ｂａｃｋ               ａｎｄ               ｆｏｒｔｈ               ｏｖｅｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｈｉｇｈｗａｙ'ｓ               ｃｅｎｔｅｒ               ｌａｎｅ,               ｂｅｆｏｒｅ               ｈｅ               ｃｏｕｌｄ               ｐｕｌｌ               ｈｅｒ               ｏｖｅｒ.
               Ｂｕｔ               ｗｈａｔ               ｍａｋｅｓ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｓｔｏｒｙ               ｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｉｎｇ               ｉｓ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｗｏｍａｎ               ｗａｓ               ｎｏｔ               ｏｎｌｙ               ｈａｍｍｅｒｅｄ,               ｂｕｔ               ｓｈｅ               ｈａｄ               ａ               ｃａｓｅ               ｏｆ               ｂｅｅｒ               ｓｅｃｕｒｅｌｙ               ｂｕｃｋｌｅｄ               ｕｐ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｐａｓｓｅｎｇｅｒ               ｓｅａｔ               ｂｅｓｉｄｅ               ｈｅｒ               -               ａｎｄ               ｈｅｒ               ｏｗｎ               ｏｎｅ               ｙｅａｒ               ｏｌｄ               ｇｉｒｌ               ｓｉｔｔｉｎｇ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｂａｃｋ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｎｏ               ｒｅｓｔｒａｉｎｔ               ａｔ               ａｌｌ.
               Ｔｈｅ               ｂａｂｙ               ｈａｄ               ｎｅｉｔｈｅｒ               ｂｅｌｔ               ｎｏｒ               ｃａｒ               ｓｅａｔ.

Ｗｈｉｌｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｍｏｔｈｅｒ               ｄｒｏｖｅ               ｄｒｕｎｋ.
               Ｂｕｔ               ａｔ               ｌｅａｓｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｂｅｅｒ               ｗａｓ               ｓａｆｅ.
               Ｃｈａｒｇｅｓ               ａｒｅ               ｓｔｉｌｌ               ｂｅｉｎｇ               ｔａｂｕｌａｔｅｄ.

Ａ               ｓｈｏｒｔｅｒ               ｌｉｓｔ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｂｅ               ｔｏ               ｒｕｌｅ               ｏｕｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｌａｗｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｗｏｍａｎ               ｄｉｄｎ'ｔ               ｂｒｅａｋ.
               Ａｎｄ               ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅｓ               ｉｔ'ｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｏｆｆｉｃｉａｌｓ               ｗｈｏ               ａｒｅ               ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｂｅ               ｌｏｏｋｉｎｇ               ｏｕｔ               ｆｏｒ               ｋｉｄｓ               ｔｈａｔ               ｎｅｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｂｅ               ｒｅｓｔｒａｉｎｅｄ.
               Ａｌ               Ｚｉｍｍｅｒｍａｎ,               ｏｆ               Ｈｉｌｌｓｂｏｒｏｕｇｈ,               Ｆｌｏｒｉｄａ,               ｗａｓ               ａｒｒｅｓｔｅｄ               ｏｎ               Ｆｅｂｒｕａｒｙ               8ｔｈ               ｏｎ               ｃｈｉｌｄ               ｐｏｒｎｏｇｒａｐｈｙ               ｃｈａｒｇｅｓ.

Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｆｏｕｎｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｓｔａｓｈ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｈｏｍｅ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               40               ｙｅａｒ               ｏｌｄ               -               ｗｈｏ               ｈａｓ               ｗｏｒｋｅｄ               ａｓ               ａ               ｓｐｏｋｅｓｍａｎ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               Ｄｅｐａｒｔｍｅｎｔ               ｏｆ               Ｃｈｉｌｄｒｅｎ               ａｎｄ               Ｆａｍｉｌｉｅｓ               ｓｉｎｃｅ               ｅａｒｌｙ               2005               -               ａｆｔｅｒ               ｒｅｃｅｉｖｉｎｇ               ｒｅｐｏｒｔｓ               ｔｈａｔ               ｈｅ               ｓｏｌｉｃｉｔｅｄ               ｔｅｅｎｓ               ｆｏｒ               ｓｅｘ.
               Ｔｗｏ               ｇｉｒｌｓ               ｒｅｐｏｒｔｅｄ               ｔｈａｔ               Ｚｉｍｍｅｒｍａｎ               ｕｓｅｄ               ｈｉｓ               ｐｏｓｉｔｉｏｎ               ｔｏ               ｇａｉｎ               ｔｈｅｉｒ               ｔｒｕｓｔ,               ｔｈｅｎ               ｔｒｉｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｇｅｔ               ｔｈｅｍ               ｔｏ               ｐｅｒｆｏｒｍ               ｓｅｘ               ａｃｔｓ               ｏｎ               ｃａｍｅｒａ.
               Ｔｈｉｓ               ｍａｎ               ｉｓｎ'ｔ               ｊｕｓｔ               ａｎｙ               ｏｒｄｉｎａｒｙ               ｐｒｅｖｅｒｔ;               ｈｅ'ｓ               ａ               ｐｒｏｄｕｃｅｒ.
               Ｔｈｅ               ａｂｓｕｒｄｉｔｉｅｓ               ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅ...
               Ａｎ               18               ｙｅａｒ               ｏｌｄ               ｆｒｏｍ               Ｅｌｉｚａｂｅｔｈｔｏｗｎ,               Ｐｅｎｎｓｙｌｖａｎｉａ,               ｉｓ               ｂｅｉｎｇ               ａｃｃｕｓｅｄ               ｏｆ               ｔｅｒｒｏｒｉｓｍ               -               ｏｖｅｒ               ａ               ｐｌａｓｔｉｃ               ｅｇｇ.
               Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｓａｙ               ｔｈｅ               ｙｏｕｔｈ,               ｗｈｏ               ｉｓ               ｆａｃｉｎｇ               ｃｈａｒｇｅｓ               ｏｆ               'ｐｏｓｓｅｓｓｉｎｇ               ａ               ｗｅａｐｏｎ               ｏｆ               ｍａｓｓ               ｄｅｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ,'               ａｍｏｎｇ               ｏｔｈｅｒｓ,               ｄｅｔｏｎａｔｅｄ               ｓａｉｄ               ｅｇｇ,               ｗｈｉｃｈ               ｗａｓ               ｆｉｌｌｅｄ               ｗｉｔｈ               ａｉｒ               ｐｅｌｌｅｔｓ,               ｉｎ               ａ               ｐｕｂｌｉｃ               ｐｌａｃｅ.

Ｆｉｖｅ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｓｔｒｕｃｋ               ｂｙ               ｔｈｅ               ｆｌｕｆｆｙ               ｂｉｔｓ               ｏｆ               ｆｏａｍ.
               "Ｗｅ               ｇｏｔｔａ               ｄｅ-ｆｅａｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｔｅｒｒｏｒｉｓｔｓ,"               ｓａｉｄ               Ｐｒｅｓｉｄｅｎｔ               Ｂｕｓｈ,               ａｄｄｉｎｇ               "Ｈｅ-ｈｅ-ｈｅ."
               Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｉｎ               Ｌａｒａｍｉｅ,               Ｗｙｏｍｉｎｇ               ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｈｒｅｅ               13               ｙｅａｒ               ｏｌｄ               ｇｉｒｌｓ               ｗｅｒｅ               ａｔｔｅｍｐｔｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｓｔａｒｔ               ａ               ｒｉｏｔ.
               Ｄｕｒｉｎｇ               ａ               ｌｕｎｃｈ               ｐｅｒｉｏｄ               ａｔ               ｓｃｈｏｏｌ,               ｔｈｅ               ｇｉｒｌｓ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｏｂｓｅｒｖｅｄ               "ｇｉｇｇｌｉｎｇ",               ａ               ｃｌｅａｒ               ｉｎｄｉｃａｔｉｏｎ               ｏｆ               ａ               ｃｏｎｓｐｉｒａｃｙ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｄａｒｋｅｓｔ               ｏｒｄｅｒ.

Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｂｅｃａｍｅ               ｉｎｖｏｌｖｅｄ               ｗｈｅｎ               ｒｕｍｏｒｓ               ｂｅｇａｎ               ｃｉｒｃｕｌａｔｉｎｇ               ｔｈａｔ               ａ               "ｆｏｏｄ               ｆｉｇｈｔ"               ｗａｓ               ｂｒｅｗｉｎｇ.
               Ｗｈｅｎ               ａ               ｓｃｈｏｏｌ               ｓｅｃｕｒｉｔｙ               ｏｆｆｉｃｅｒ               ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｇｉｒｌｓ               "ｔｈｒｏｗｉｎｇ               ａ               Ｆｒｅｎｃｈ               ｆｒｙ               ａｔ               ｅａｃｈ               ｏｔｈｅｒ,"               ｉｔ               ｂｅｃａｍｅ               ｏｂｖｉｏｕｓ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ｗａｓ               ａ               ｄｅｌｉｂｅｒａｔｅ,               ｍｅｔｈｏｄｉｃａｌ               ｅｆｆｏｒｔ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｐａｒｔ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅｓｅ               ｓｔｕｄｅｎｔｓ               ｔｏ               ｌｅａｄ               ａｎ               ｕｐｒｉｓｉｎｇ               ａｇａｉｎｓｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｃｉｖｉｌ               ｏｒｄｅｒ.
               Ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               Ｃｈｉｅｆ               Ｂｏｂ               Ｄｅｕｔｓｃｈ               ｓａｉｄ,               "Ｔｈｅｙ               ｓａｗ               ｉｔ               ａｓ               ｒｅａｌｌｙ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｌａｎｎｉｎｇ               ｏｆ               ａ               ｒｉｏｔ."               "Ｔｈｅｙ               ｉｎｔｅｎｄｅｄ               ｏｎ               ...

ｓｔａｒｔｉｎｇ               ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ               ｔｈａｔ               ｎｏ               ｄｏｕｂｔ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｈａｖｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｏｔｅｎｔｉａｌ               ｏｆ               ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ               ｏｕｔ               ｏｆ               ｃｏｎｔｒｏｌ,"               ｈｅ               ａｄｄｅｄ.
               Ｔｈｅ               ｇｉｒｌｓ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｃｉｔｉｅｄ               ｂｙ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｆｏｒ               "ｈｕｒｌｉｎｇ               ｍｉｓｓｉｌｅｓ,"               ａｎ               ａｄｕｌｔ               ｖｉｏｌａｔｉｏｎ,               ａｎｄ               ｗｅｒｅ               ａｌｓｏ               ｓｕｓｐｅｎｄｅｄ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｒｅｅ               ｄａｙｓ.
               Ｔｈｅ               ｃｉｔｙ               ｐｒｏｓｅｃｕｔｏｒ               ｃｏｕｌｄ               ｎｏｔ               ｂｅ               ｒｅａｃｈｅｄ               ｆｏｒ               ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ.
               Ａ               19               ｙｅａｒ               ｏｌｄ               ｆｒｏｍ               Ｂｒｏｏｋｓｖｉｌｌｅ,               Ｆｌｏｒｉｄａ               ｗａｓ               ｊａｉｌｅｄ               Ｓｕｎｄａｙ               ｎｉｇｈｔ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｄｕｂｉｏｕｓ               ｃｒｉｍｅ               ｏｆ               ｓｉｎｇｉｎｇ               ｉｎ               ｐｕｂｌｉｃ.
               Ａｃｃｏｒｄｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               Ｈｅｒｎａｎｄｏ               Ｃｏｕｎｔｙ               Ｓｈｅｒｉｆｆ'ｓ               Ｄｅｐａｒｔｍｅｎｔ,               ａ               ｃｏｍｐｌａｉｎｔ               ｗａｓ               ｆｉｌｅｄ               ｂｙ               Ａｍｙ               Ｃｈｕｒｃｈｉｌｌ,               ｍｏｔｈｅｒ               ｏｆ               ｔｗｏ,               ａｇａｉｎｓｔ               Ｃｈｒｉｓｔｏｐｈｅｒ               Ｈｏｌｄｅｒ.

Ｈｏｌｄｅｒ               ｗａｓ               ｗａｌｋｉｎｇ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｔｗｏ               ｊｕｖｅｎｉｌｅｓ               ｎｅａｒ               Ｃｈｕｒｃｈｉｌｌ'ｓ               ｈｏｍｅ,               ｗｈｅｎ               ｓｈｅ               ｈｅａｒｄ               ｗｈａｔ               ｓｈｅ               ｒｅｆｅｒｒｅｄ               ｔｏ               ａｓ               "ｌａｎｇｕａｇｅ."
               Ｃｌｅａｒｌｙ,               ｕｓｉｎｇ               ｌａｎｇｕａｇｅ               ｉｎ               ｐｕｂｌｉｃ               ｉｓ               ａ               ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓ               ａｃｃｕｓａｔｉｏｎ,               ｅｓｐｅｃｉａｌｌｙ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｒｅｓｅｎｃｅ               ｏｆ               ｊｕｖｅｎｉｌｅｓ.

Ｑｕｉｃｋ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ａｃｔｉｏｎ,               ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ,               ｐｕｔ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｄａｎｇｅｒｏｕｓ               ｏｆｆｅｎｄｅｒ               ｓａｆｅｌｙ               ｂｅｈｉｎｄ               ｂａｒｓ               ｂｅｆｏｒｅ               ｈｅ               ｃｏｕｌｄ               ｆｕｒｔｈｅｒ               ｃｏｎｔａｍｉｎａｔｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｎｅｉｇｈｂｏｒｈｏｏｄ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ               ｉｄｅａｓ               ｔｈａｔ               ｃｏｕｌｄ               ｕｎｄｅｒｍｉｎｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｍｏｒａｌ               ｆａｂｒｉｃ               ｏｆ               ｓｏｃｉｅｔｙ.
               Ｗｈｏ               ｅｖｅｒ               ｈｅａｒｄ               ｏｆ               ｓｕｃｈ               ｎｏｎｓｅｎｓｅ               ａｓ               'Ｆｒｅｅｄｏｍ               ｏｆ               Ｓｐｅｅｃｈ',               ａｎｙｗａｙ?

Ｗｈｅｒｅ               ｄｏ               ｋｉｄｓ               ｌｉｋｅ               Ｈｏｌｄｅｒ               ｔｈｉｎｋ               ｔｈｅｙ               ｌｉｖｅ               -               Ａｍｅｒｉｃａ?
               Ｗｅ'ｌｌ               ｂｅ               ｒｉｇｈｔ               ｂａｃｋ.
               (ｂｒｅａｋ)
               Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ               ｂａｃｋ               ｔｏ               Ｂｅｌｒａｄ               Ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ.
               Ｍｙ               ａｐｏｌｏｇｉｅｓ               ｔｏ               ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ,               ｂｕｔ               Ｉ'ｖｅ               ｇｏｔ               ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ               ｂｏｎｅ               ｉｎ               ｍｙ               ｔｅｅｔｈ,               ａｎｄ               Ｉ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｈａｖｅ               ｔｏ               ｐｉｃｋ               ａｔ               ｉｔ!
               Ｉ               ｗａｓ               ｄｒｉｖｉｎｇ               ａｌｏｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｄａｙ,               ｗｈｅｎ               Ｉ               ｈｅａｒｄ               Ｈｉｌｌａｒｙ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｒａｄｉｏ,               ａｎｄ               ｗｈａｔ               ｓｈｅ               ｓａｉｄ               ｒｅａｌｌｙ               ｇｏｔ               ｍｙ               ａｔｔｅｎｔｉｏｎ.
               Ａｓ               ｍｏｓｔ               ｏｆ               ｙｏｕ               ｈａｖｅ               ａｌｒｅａｄｙ               ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ,               Ｉ'ｍ               ｓｕｐｅｒ-ｓｅｎｓｉｔｉｖｅ               ｔｏ               ｆａｌｓｅ               ｌｏｇｉｃ,               ｂａｄ               ｒｈｅｔｏｒｉｃ,               ａｎｄ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｐｌａｉｎ               ｕｎｓｏｕｎｄ               ａｒｇｕｍｅｎｔｓ,               ａｎｄ               Ｈｉｌｌａｒｙ               ｓａｉｄ               ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｒｉｐｐｅｄ               ｅｖｅｒｙ               ａｌａｒｍ               ｉｎ               ｍｙ               ｈｅａｄ.

Ｗｈａｔ               ｃａｎ               Ｉ               ｓａｙ?

Ｍａｙｂｅ               ｉｔ'ｓ               ａ               ｃｏｍｐｕｌｓｉｏｎ,               ｂｕｔ               Ｉ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｃａｎ'ｔ               ｓｔａｎｄ               ｔｏ               ｈａｖｅ               ｍｙ               ｉｎｔｅｌｌｉｇｅｎｃｅ               ｉｎｓｕｌｔｅｄ.
               Ｗｈａｔ               ｉｓ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｖｉｌｅ               ｓｔａｔｅｍｅｎｔ               ｔｈａｔ               ｈａｓ               ｍｅ               ｓｏ               ｕｐｓｅｔ?

Ｗｅｌｌ,               Ｉ'ｍ               ｇｌａｄ               ｙｏｕ               ａｓｋｅｄ.

Ｉｔ'ｓ               ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ               ｓｈｅ'ｓ               ｓａｉｄ               ｂｅｆｏｒｅ               -               ｂｕｔ,               ｔｈｉｓ               ｔｉｍｅ,               Ｉ               ｈａｖｅ               ａ               ｍｉｃｒｏｐｈｏｎｅ.
               Ｓｈｅ               ｓａｉｄ,               "Ｎｏ               ｗｏｍａｎ               ｉｓ               ｉｌｌｅｇａｌ,"               ｒｅｆｅｒｅｎｃｉｎｇ,               ｏｆ               ｃｏｕｒｓｅ,               ｔｈｅ               ｃｏｎｔｒｏｖｅｒｓｙ               ｏｖｅｒ               ｉｌｌｅｇａｌ               ｉｍｍｉｇｒａｔｉｏｎ.
               Ｗｅｌｌ...

ｗｈｅｒｅ               ｔｏ               ｂｅｇｉｎ?
               ...Ｏｋ,               Ｉｔ'ｓ               ｎｏｔ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ｗｈｏ               ａｒｅ               ｉｌｌｅｇａｌ,               ｉｔ'ｓ               ｔｈｅｉｒ               ａｃｔｓ.

Ａｎｄ,               ｉｎ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｃａｓｅ,               ｔｈｅｓｅ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ｂｒｏｋｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｌａｗ.

Ｓｏ,               ｆｉｒｓｔ               ｏｆ               ａｌｌ,               ｓｈｅ'ｓ               ｆａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ               ｉｎａｃｃｕｒａｔｅ,               ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ＡＲＥ               ｗｏｍｅｎ               ｗｈｏ               ｈａｖｅ               ｃｏｍｍｉｔｔｅｄ               ｃｒｉｍｅｓ.
               Ｉｍｍｉｇｒａｔｉｏｎ               ａｓｉｄｅ,               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ａｒｅ               ｗｏｍｅｎ               ｗｈｏ               ｈａｖｅ               ｍｕｒｄｅｒｅｄ,               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ａｒｅ               ｗｏｍｅｎ               ｗｈｏ               ｈａｖｅ               ａｓｓａｕｌｔｅｄ,               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ａｒｅ               ｗｏｍｅｎ               ｗｈｏ               ｈａｖｅ               ｄｒｉｖｅｎ               ｄｒｕｎｋ,               ｙａｄｄａ               ｙａｄｄａ               ｙａｄｄａ.

Ｗｏｍｅｎ               ｄｏ               ｔｈｉｎｇｓ               ｔｈａｔ               ａｒｅ               ｉｌｌｅｇａｌ               ｊｕｓｔ               ａｓ               ｍｕｃｈ               ａｓ               ｍｅｎ               ｄｏ.
               Ｗｅ'ｒｅ               ｌｉｖｉｎｇ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               Ａｇｅ               ｏｆ               Ｅｑｕａｌｉｔｙ,               Ｈｉｌｌａｒｙ!

Ｗａｋｅ               ｕｐ.
               Ｂｕｔ,               ｍｏｒｅ               ｉｍｐｏｒｔａｎｔｌｙ;               "ｎｏ               ｗｏｍａｎ               ｉｓ               ｉｌｌｅｇａｌ."               Ｂｕｔ,               ｍｅｎ               ａｒｅ?

Ｎｏｔ               ｏｎｌｙ               ｉｓ               ｓｈｅ               ｆａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ               ｏｆｆ               -               ａｎｄ               ｐａｎｄｅｒｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｓｅｘｉｓｔｓ,               ｂｕｔ               ...

ｅｒ,               ｅｘｃｕｓｅ               ｍｅ               -               ｔｈｅ               ｆｅｍｉｎｉｓｔｓ,               ｂｕｔ               ｓｈｅ'ｓ               ｅｎｇａｇｉｎｇ               ｉｎ               ｓｅｘｉｓｔ               ｒｈｅｔｏｒｉｃ               ｈｅｒｓｅｌｆ,               ｙｅｔ               ｃａｍｐａｉｇｎｉｎｇ               ｏｎ               ａ               ｐｌａｔｆｏｒｍ               ｐｒｏｍｏｔｉｎｇ               "ｅｑｕａｌｉｔｙ"               ｂｅｔｗｅｅｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｇｅｎｄｅｒｓ.
               Ｄｏｅｓ               ａｎｙｂｏｄｙ               ｅｌｓｅ               ｓｅｅ               ａ               ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ               ｈｅｒｅ?!
               Ｄｏｅｓ               ｆａｉｒｎｅｓｓ               ｍｅａｎ               ｏｎｌｙ               ｓｏｍｅ               ｋｉｎｄ               ｏｆ               ｏｎｅ-ｗａｙ               ｅｑｕａｌｉｔｙ?

Ｗｏｍｅｎ               ｇｅｔ               ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ               ｍｅｎ               ｈａｖｅ               ａｃｃｅｓｓ               ｔｏ,               ｂｕｔ               ｍｅｎ               ａｒｅｎ'ｔ               ａｌｌｏｗｅｄ               ｉｎｔｏ               ｗｏｍｅｎ'ｓ               ｓａｃｒｅｄ               ｓｔｒｏｎｇｈｏｌｄｓ?

Ｔｈａｔ               ｓｏｕｎｄｓ               ｌｉｋｅ               ｓｏｍｅ               ｎａｔｉｏｎａｌ               ｖｅｒｓｉｏｎ               ｏｆ               ｍａｒｒｉａｇｅ!
               Ｗｅ'ｒｅ               ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ               ｗｏｍｅｎ               ｉｎｔｏ               ｏｕｒ               ｍｉｌｉｔａｒｙ,               ｉｎｔｏ               ｏｕｒ               ｅｘｅｃｕｔｉｖｅ               ｂｏａｒｄｒｏｏｍｓ,               ａｎｄ               ｉｎｔｏ               ｅｖｅｒｙ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｔｒａｄｉｔｉｏｎａｌｌｙ               ｍａｌｅ               ｏｃｃｕｐａｔｉｏｎ               -               ａｎｄ               ｒｉｇｈｔｌｙ               ｓｏ               -               ｂｕｔ,               ａｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｓａｍｅ               ｔｉｍｅ,               ｍａｉｎｔａｉｎ               ｓｏｍｅ               ｋｉｎｄ               ｏｆ               ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ               ａｌｌｏｗａｎｃｅｓ               ｔｏ               ｍａｋｅ               ｕｐ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｆａｃｔ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｈｅｙ'ｒｅ               ｆｅｍａｌｅ?
               Ｔａｌｋ               ａｂｏｕｔ               ａ               ｄｏｕｂｌｅ               ｓｔａｎｄａｒｄ!

Ｏｋ,               ｆｅｍｉｎｉｓｔｓ,               ｈｅｒｅ'ｓ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｃｈａｎｃｅ               ｔｏ               ｐｒｏｖｅ               ｗｈａｔ               ｙｏｕ               ｓｔａｎｄ               ｆｏｒ.

Ｅｉｔｈｅｒ               ｙｏｕ               ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ               ｉｎ               ｅｑｕａｌｉｔｙ,               ｏｒ               ｙｏｕ               ｄｏｎ'ｔ.

Ａｒｅ               ｙｏｕ               ｅｑｕａｌ               ｔｏ               ｍｅｎ,               ｏｒ               ａｒｅｎ'ｔ               ｙｏｕ?

Ｄｏ               ｙｏｕ               ｎｅｅｄ               ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ               ｄｉｓｐｅｎｓａｔｉｏｎｓ               ａｎｄ               ａｃｃｏｍｍｏｄａｔｉｏｎｓ               ｔｏ               ｄｏ               ａ               ｊｏｂ               ａ               ｍａｎ               ｃａｎ               ｄｏ?
               Ｎｏ               ｗｏｍａｎ               ｉｓ               ｉｌｌｅｇａｌ...

ｇｉｖｅ               ｍｅ               ａ               ｂｒｅａｋ...
               Ａｎｄ,               ａｓ               ｔｏ               ｉｍｍｉｇｒａｔｉｏｎ,               ｉｔ'ｓ               ｐｒｅｔｔｙ               ｃｕｔ               ａｎｄ               ｄｒｉｅｄ.

Ｉｆ               ｙｏｕ               ｂｒｏｋｅ               ａ               ｌａｗ               ｔｏ               ｇｅｔ               ｈｅｒｅ,               ｙｏｕ               ａｒｅ               ａ               ｌａｗ               ｂｒｅａｋｅｒ.

Ｔｈａｔ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｍｅａｎ               ｙｏｕ               ｈａｖｅ               ｃｏｍｍｉｔｔｅｄ               ａｎ               ｉｌｌｅｇａｌ               ａｃｔ.

Ｔｈｅｒｅｆｏｒｅ,               ｙｏｕ               ａｒｅ               ｉｌｌｅｇａｌ.
               Ｄｏｎ'ｔ               ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ               ｍｅ?

Ｔｒｙ               ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ               ｗａｓｔｅｄ               ａｎｄ               ｔｈｅｎ               ｄｒｉｖｅ               ｄｏｗｎ               ｔｏ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｌｏｃａｌ               ｐｏｌｉｃｅ               ｓｔａｔｉｏｎ.

Ｔｅｌｌ               ｔｈｅ               ｏｆｆｉｃｅｒ               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ               ｊｕｓｔ               ａｎ               'ｕｎｄｏｃｕｍｅｎｔｅｄ'               ｄｒｕｎｋ.
               Ｏｒ               ｒｏｂ               ａ               ｂａｎｋ.

Ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ               ｎｏｔ               ｃｏｍｍｉｔｔｉｎｇ               ａｎ               ｉｌｌｅｇａｌ               ｔｈｅｆｔ,               ｊｕｓｔ               ａｎ               ｕｎｄｏｃｕｍｅｎｔｅｄ               ｏｎｅ.

Ｐｌｅａｓｅ.
               Ａｎｄ,               ａｌｌ               ｏｆ               ｙｏｕ               ｌｉｂｅｒａｌｓ               ｏｕｔ               ｔｈｅｒｅ,               ｓｔｏｐ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｔｈｅ               ｃｒｉｅｓ               ｏｆ               ｒａｃｉｓｍ               ａｌｒｅａｄｙ.

Ｉ,               ｌｉｋｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｖａｓｔ               ｍａｊｏｒｉｔｙ               ｏｆ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ｈｅｒｅ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ＵＳ,               ａｍ               ｅｖｅｒｙ               ｂｉｔ               ａｓ               ｏｐｐｏｓｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｉｌｌｅｇａｌ               Ｃａｎａｄｉａｎ               ｉｍｍｉｇｒａｎｔｓ,               ｏｒ               Ｃｈｉｎｅｓｅ               ｉｍｍｉｇｒａｎｔｓ,               ｏｒ               Ｓｏｍａｌｉａｎ               ｉｍｍｉｇｒａｎｔｓ,               ａｎｄ               ｅｖｅｒｙ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｎａｔｉｏｎａｌｉｔｙ               ｏｆ               ｐｅｒｓｏｎ               ｗｈｏ               ｕｎｌａｗｆｕｌｌｙ               ｔａｋｅｓ               ｕｐ               ｒｅｓｉｄｅｎｃｅ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ＵＳ,               ａｓ               Ｉ               ａｍ               ｔｏ               Ｍｅｘｉｃａｎ               ｉｍｍｉｇｒａｎｔｓ.

Ｔｈｅｒｅ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｈａｐｐｅｎ               ｔｏ               ｂｅ               ａ               ｌｏｔ               ｍｏｒｅ               Ｍｅｘｉｃａｎｓ               ｔｈａｎ               ａｎｙ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｇｒｏｕｐ               ａｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｍｏｍｅｎｔ.
               Ｌｉｋｅｗｉｓｅ,               Ｉ               ｈａｖｅ               ｎｏ               ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ               ｗｉｔｈ               ａｎｙ               ｐｅｒｓｏｎ,               Ｍｅｘｉｃａｎ               ｏｒ               ｏｔｈｅｒｗｉｓｅ,               ｗｈｏ               ｆｏｌｌｏｗｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｒｏｐｅｒ               ｐｒｏｃｅｄｕｒｅ               ａｎｄ               ｃｏｍｅｓ               ｉｎｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               Ｕｎｉｔｅｄ               Ｓｔａｔｅｓ               ａｃｃｏｒｄｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｏｕｒ               ｌａｗｓ.
               Ｂｏｔｔｏｍ               ｌｉｎｅ,               ｉｆ               ｙｏｕ               ｃａｎ'ｔ               ｒｅｓｐｅｃｔ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｌａｗ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｌａｎｄ               ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ               ｍｏｖｉｎｇ               ｔｏ,               ｗｈｙ               ｓｈｏｕｌｄ               ｗｅ               ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ               ｙｏｕ'ｌｌ               ｒｅｓｐｅｃｔ               ａｎｙ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｌａｗ               ｗｅ               ｈａｖｅ?
               Ａｎｄ,               ｆｏｒ               ｙｏｕ               ｃｏｎｓｅｒｖａｔｉｖｅｓ,               ｄｏｎ'ｔ               ｇｅｔ               ｔｏｏ               ｃｏｍｆｙ.

Ｙｏｕ               ａｌｌ               ｋｅｅｐ               ｇｏｉｎｇ               ｏｎ               ａｎｄ               ｏｎ               ａｂｏｕｔ               ｗｈａｔ               Ｒｏｎａｌｄ               Ｒｅａｇａｎ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｄｏ.

Ｇｕｅｓｓ               ｗｈａｔ?

Ｒｏｎａｌｄ               Ｒｅａｇａｎ               ｓｉｇｎｅｄ               ａｎ               Ａｍｎｅｓｔｙ               ｂｉｌｌ.

Ｒｏｎａｌｄ               Ｒｅａｇａｎ               ａｌｓｏ               ｄｉｄ               ｎｏｔ               ｂｕｉｌｄ               ａ               ｆｅｎｃｅ.
               Ｙｏｕｒ               ｍｏｒｅ               ｖｏｃａｌ               ｍｅｍｂｅｒｓ               ｋｅｅｐ               ｒｅｐｅａｔｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               ｃｒｉｅｓ               ｏｆ               'ｓｅｎｄ               ｔｈｅｍ               ａｌｌ               ｂａｃｋ',               ｂｕｔ,               ｃｏｍｅ               ｏｎ!

Ｈｏｗ               ａｒｅ               ｗｅ               ｇｏｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｇｉｖｅ               12               ｐｌｕｓ               ｍｉｌｌｉｏｎ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｂｏｏｔ               ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ               ｂａｎｋｒｕｐｔｉｎｇ               ｏｕｒｓｅｌｖｅｓ?
               Ａｒｅ               ｗｅ               ｇｏｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｂｒｉｎｇ               ｅｖｅｒｙ               ｏｎｅ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅｍ               ｔｏ               ｔｒｉａｌ,               ｈｏｕｓｅ               ｔｈｅｍ               ｕｎｔｉｌ               ｔｈｅｙ               ｃａｎ               ｂｅ               ｄｅｐｏｒｔｅｄ,               ｆｅｅｄ               ｔｈｅｍ,               ａｎｄ               ｔｈｅｎ               ｐａｙ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｔｒａｎｓｐｏｒｔａｔｉｏｎ               ｉｔｓｅｌｆ?

Ａｌｌ               ｔｈａｔ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｃｏｓｔ               ｕｓ               ｅｖｅｎ               ｍｏｒｅ               ｔｈａｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｗａｒ               ｉｎ               Ｉｒａｑ!

Ｉｔ'ｓ               ｉｎｓａｎｅ!
               Ｗｅ               ｓｉｍｐｌｙ               ｃａｎｎｏｔ               ｅｖｉｃｔ               ｔｈｅｍ               ａｌｌ,               ｎｏ               ｍａｔｔｅｒ               ｈｏｗ               ｍｕｃｈ               ｗｈｉｎｉｎｇ               ｙｏｕ               ａｌｌ               ｄｏ               ａｂｏｕｔ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｉｎｔｒａｃｔａｂｌｅ               ａｂｓｏｌｕｔｉｓｔ               ｖｉｅｗｓ.

Ｉｔ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｉｓ               ｎｏｔ               ｇｏｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｈａｐｐｅｎ.
               Ｉ'ｍ               ｎｏｔ               ｓａｙｉｎｇ               ｗｅ               ｇｉｖｅ               ｔｈｅｍ               ａｌｌ               'ｇｅｔ               ｏｕｔ               ｏｆ               ｊａｉｌ               ｆｒｅｅ'               ｃａｒｄｓ,               ｂｕｔ               ｗｅ               ｎｅｅｄ               ａ               ｂｅｔｔｅｒ,               ｒｅａｌｉｓｔｉｃ               ｓｏｌｕｔｉｏｎ.
               Ｔｈｉｓ               ｉｓ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｌｉｋｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｂｉｒｔｈ               ｃｏｎｔｒｏｌ               ｔｈｉｎｇ.

Ｅｘｔｒｅｍｅ               ｃｏｎｓｅｒｖａｔｉｖｅｓ               ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ａｂｓｔｉｎｅｎｃｅ-ｏｎｌｙ               ｓｅｘ-ｅｄ               ｃｌａｓｓｅｓ               ａｒｅ               ｂｅｓｔ,               ｂｕｔ               ｔｈｉｓ               ａｂｓｏｌｕｔｉｓｔ               ｐｏｓｉｔｉｏｎ               ｆａｉｌｓ               ｔｏ               ｔａｋｅ               ｉｎｔｏ               ａｃｃｏｕｎｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｆａｃｔ               ｔｈａｔ               ｓｏｍｅ               ＲＥＡＬ               ｋｉｄｓ               ａｒｅ               ｇｏｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｈａｖｅ               ｓｅｘ               ｒｅｇａｒｄｌｅｓｓ.
               Ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ｍａｋｅ               ｍｉｓｔａｋｅｓ,               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ｄｏ               ｉｍｐｕｌｓｉｖｅ               ｔｈｉｎｇｓ,               ａｎｄ,               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ａｒｅ,               ａｌｌ               ａｒｏｕｎｄ,               ｈｕｍａｎ.

Ｉｔ'ｓ               ｂｅｙｏｎｄ               ｉｄｉｏｔｉｃ               ｔｏ               ｎｏｔ               ｇｉｖｅ               ｋｉｄｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｔｏｏｌｓ               ｔｈｅｙ               ｎｅｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｓｕｒｖｉｖｅ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ               ｏｆ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｎａｒｒｏｗ-ｍｉｎｄｅｄ               ｖｉｅｗ               ｏｆ               ｈｏｗ               ｒｅａｌｉｔｙ               ｓｈｏｕｌｄ               ｂｅ.

Ｓｕｒｐｒｉｓｅ!

Ｒｅａｌｉｔｙ               ｄｏｅｓ               ｎｏｔ               ａｎｓｗｅｒ               ｔｏ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｗｈｉｍｓ.

Ｇｅｔ               ｏｖｅｒ               ｉｔ.
               Ｂｏｔｈ               ｏｆ               ｙｏｕ               ｇｒｏｕｐｓ               ｏｆ               ｎｕｔ-ｂａｌｌｓ               ｎｅｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｂａｃｋ               ｏｆｆ               ａｎｄ               ｌｅｔ               ｔｈｅ               ＲＥＡＬ               Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎｓ,               ｔｈｅ               ｏｎｅｓ               ｗｈｏ               ａｒｅ               ａｂｌｅ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｉｎｋ               ｆａｒｔｈｅｒ               ｔｈａｎ               ｓｏｍｅ               ｐａｒｔｙ-ｌｉｎｅ,               ｔａｋｅ               ｃｈａｒｇｅ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｉｎｇｓ.

Ｗｅ               ａｌｌ               ａｇｒｅｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ｙｏｕ               ｈａｖｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｒｉｇｈｔ               ｔｏ               ｓａｙ               ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ               ｎｏｎｓｅｎｓｅ               ｐｏｐｓ               ｉｎｔｏ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｈｅａｄｓ,               ｂｕｔ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ               ｉｔ               ｄｏｅｓ,               ｄｏｅｓ               ｎｏｔ               ｍａｋｅ               ｉｔ               ｇｏｓｐｅｌ.
               Ｃｏｎｓｅｒｖａｔｉｖｅｓ:               ｙｏｕ               ｇｕｙｓ               ｔｈｉｎｋ               ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ               ａｌｌ               ｈｏｌｉｅｒ-ｔｈａｎ-ｔｈｏｕ.

Ｃａｒｅ               ｔｏ               ｖｅｎｔｕｒｅ               ａ               ｇｕｅｓｓ               ｏｎ               ｗｈｏ               ｅｌｓｅ               ｉｓ               ａ               ｆａｒ               ｒｉｇｈｔ-ｗｉｎｇｅｒ?

Ｈｅｒｅ'ｓ               ａ               ｂｒｏｔｈｅｒ               ｅｘｔｒｅｍｉｓｔ:               Ｏｓａｍａ               ｂｉｎ               Ｌａｄｅｎ!

Ｈｅ               ｗａｎｔｓ               ｔｏ               ｐｒｅｓｅｒｖｅ               ｈｉｓ               ｃｕｌｔｕｒａｌ               ｈｅｒｉｔａｇｅ               ｔｏｏ,               ｅｖｅｎ               ａｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｃｏｓｔ               ｏｆ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ'ｓ               ｌｉｖｅｓ.

Ｓｏｕｎｄ               ｆａｍｉｌｉａｒ?
               Ｌｉｂｅｒａｌｓ,               ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ               ｉｎ               ｇｏｏｄ               ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ               ｔｏｏ.

Ｏｎ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｔｅａｍ,               ｙｏｕ               ｈａｖｅ               Ｈｕｇｏ               Ｃｈａｖｅｚ,               Ｃａｓｔｒｏ,               Ｐｕｔｉｎ,               ａｎｄ               ａ               ｆｅｗ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｆｕｎ-ｌｏｖｉｎｇ               ｆａｓｃｉｓｔｓ.
               Ｇｕｙｓ,               ｗｅ'ｒｅ               ｂａｃｋ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｓａｍｅ               ｆｉｅｌｄ               ａｓ               ｗｅ               ｗｅｒｅ               ｒｉｇｈｔ               ｂｅｆｏｒｅ               ｔｈｅ               Ｃｉｖｉｌ               Ｗａｒ.

Ｔｈｉｓ               ｔｉｍｅ,               ｗｅ'ｖｅ               ｇｏｔ               'ｂｉｇ               ｇｏｖｅｒｎｍｅｎｔ'               ｖｅｒｓｕｓ               'ｓｍａｌｌｅｒ               ｇｏｖｅｒｎｍｅｎｔ',               ｂｕｔ               ｉｔ               ａｍｏｕｎｔｓ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｓａｍｅ               ｏｌｄ               Ｓｔａｔｅｓ'               ｒｉｇｈｔｓ               ｖｓ.

ａ               ｃｅｎｔｒａｌｉｚｅｄ               ｆｅｄｅｒａｌ               ｐｏｗｅｒ.

Ｂｕｔ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｔｉｍｅ,               ｔｈｅｒｅ'ｓ               ａ               ｌｏｔ               ｍｏｒｅ               ｉｎ               ｐｌａｙ.

Ｔｈｉｓ               ｔｉｍｅ,               ＢＯＴＨ               ｓｉｄｅｓ               ｗａｎｔ               ｔｏ               ｄｉｃｔａｔｅ               ｔｏ               ｅｖｅｒｙｂｏｄｙ               ｅｌｓｅ               ｈｏｗ               ｔｏ               ｌｉｖｅ               ｔｈｅｉｒ               ｏｗｎ               ｌｉｖｅｓ               -               ａｎｄ               ｔｈｅｙ               ｃａｌｌ               ａｎｙｏｎｅ               ｗｈｏ               ｄｉｓａｇｒｅｅｓ               ａ               ｔｒａｉｔｏｒ.
               Ｏｕｒ               ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙ               ｉｓ               ｉｎ               ｄｅｅｐ,               ａｎｄ               ｉｔ'ｓ               ｗｏｒｓｅ               ｔｈａｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｅｃｏｎｏｍｙ,               ｗｏｒｓｅ               ｔｈａｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｔｈｒｅａｔ               ｏｆ               ｔｅｒｒｏｒｉｓｍ               -               ｗｏｒｓｅ               ｔｈａｎ               ａｎｙ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｔｈｒｅａｔ               ｏｕｒ               ｒｅｐｕｂｌｉｃ               ｈａｓ               ｅｖｅｒ               ｋｎｏｗｎ.

Ｗｅ               ａｒｅ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｖｅｒｇｅ               ｏｆ               ｔｅａｒｉｎｇ               ｏｕｒ               ｎａｔｉｏｎ               ａｐａｒｔ,               ａｌｌ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｓ               ｏｆ               ａｄｖａｎｃｉｎｇ               ｏｕｒ               ｏｗｎ               ｄｏｇｍａｔｉｃ               ａｇｅｎｄａｓ,               ａｎｄ               ｔｏ               ｈｅｌｌ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｏｐｅｎ               ｄｉｓｃｕｓｓｉｏｎ               ａｎｄ               ｆｒｅｅｄｏｍ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ.
               Ｗｅ               ｈａｖｅ               ｏｕｒ               ｃｈｏｉｃｅｓ               ｉｎ               ｅａｃｈ               ｅｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ,               ｂｕｔ,               ｉｎ               ｒｅｃｅｎｔ               ｙｅａｒｓ,               ｏｕｒ               ｏｎｌｙ               ｏｐｔｉｏｎｓ               ｈａｖｅ               ｂｅｅｎ               ｗｈｉｃｈ               ｂｒａｎｄ               ｏｆ               ｔｙｒａｎｎｙ               ｗｅ               ｄｉｓｌｉｋｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｌｅａｓｔ.
               Ｉ'ｖｅ               ｇｏｔ               ｎｅｗｓ               ｆｏｒ               ｙｏｕ               ｗｉｎｇｅｒｓ,               ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｏｒｉｅｎｔａｔｉｏｎ:               ｗｅ               ｄｏｎ'ｔ               ｈａｖｅ               ｔｏ               ｆａｌｌ               ｉｎ               ａｎｄ               ｆｏｒｍ               ｒａｎｋｓ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｏｎｅ               ｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｏｆ               ｙｏｕ.

Ｔｈｉｓ               ｉｓｎ'ｔ               ａｎ               ｅｉｔｈｅｒ-ｏｒ               ｃｈｏｉｃｅ!
               Ｗｅｌｌ,               ｎｏｗ               ｔｈａｔ               Ｉ'ｖｅ               ａｌｉｅｎａｔｅｄ               ａｌｍｏｓｔ               ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ               ｉｎ               Ａｍｅｒｉｃａ,               ｉｔ'ｓ               ｔｉｍｅ               ｆｏｒ               ａ               ｂｒｅａｋ!

Ｗｅ'ｌｌ               ｂｅ               ｒｉｇｈｔ               ｂａｃｋ.
               (ｂｒｅａｋ)
               Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ               ｂａｃｋ               ｔｏ               Ｂｅｌｒａｄ               Ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ.

Ｗｅ               ａｒｅ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｓｏｕｒｃｅ               ｆｏｒ               ａｌｌ               ｔｈｅ               ｎｅｗｓ,               ｂｏｔｈ               ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ               ａｎｄ               ｕｎｕｓｕａｌ,               ｔｈａｔ               ｙｏｕ               ｗｏｎ'ｔ               ｇｅｔ               ａｎｙｗｈｅｒｅ               ｅｌｓｅ,               ａｎｄ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｆｏｒｕｍ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｒｅｖｏｌｕｔｉｏｎａｒｙ               ｉｄｅａｓ               ｔｈａｔ               ｗｉｌｌ               ｓｈａｐｅ               ｔｈｅ               ｆｕｔｕｒｅ               ｏｆ               ｏｕｒ               ｗｏｒｌｄ.
               Ｙｏｕ               ｃａｎ               ｒｅａｃｈ               ｕｓ               ｂｙ               ｅｍａｉｌ               ａｔ               Ｓｈｏｗ@ＢｅｌｒａｄＵｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ.ｃｏｍ,               ａｎｄ               ｗｅ               ｌｏｏｋ               ｆｏｒｗａｒｄ               ｔｏ               ｈｅａｒｉｎｇ               ｆｒｏｍ               ｙｏｕ.
               Ｃａｎ               ｙｏｕ               ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ               ｉｔ'ｓ               ｏｎｌｙ               ｂｅｅｎ               ａ               ｆｅｗ               ｄａｙｓ               ｓｉｎｃｅ               Ｓｕｐｅｒ               Ｔｕｅｓｄａｙ?

Ｍａｙｂｅ               ｉｔ'ｓ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｍｅ,               ｂｕｔ               ｉｔ               ｓｅｅｍｓ               ｌｉｋｅ               ａ               ｈｅｃｋ               ｏｆ               ａ               ｌｏｔ               ｌｏｎｇｅｒ.
               Ａｌｒｅａｄｙ,               Ｍｉｔｔ               Ｒｏｍｎｅｙ               ｈａｓ               ｄｒｏｐｐｅｄ               ｏｕｔ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｒａｃｅ.

Ｔｈｅ               "ｆｌｉｐ-ｆｌｏｐｐｉｎｇ               ｆｏｒｍｅｒ               ｇｏｖｅｒｎｏｒ"               ｂｒｏｕｇｈｔ               ｈｉｓ               ｃａｍｐａｉｇｎ               ｔｏ               ａｎ               ａｂｒｕｐｔ               ｈａｌｔ               Ｔｈｕｒｓｄａｙ,               ｅｓｓｅｎｔｉａｌｌｙ               ｈａｎｄｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               Ｒｅｐｕｂｌｉｃａｎ               ｎｏｍｉｎａｔｉｏｎ               ｔｏ               Ｓｅｎ.

Ｊｏｈｎ               ＭｃＣａｉｎ.
               Ｈｅ               ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅｓ               ｉｔ               ｗａｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｏｎｌｙ               ｍｏｒａｌ               ｔｈｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｄｏ,               ｓａｙｉｎｇ,               "Ｉ               ｍｕｓｔ               ｎｏｗ               ｓｔａｎｄ               ａｓｉｄｅ,               ｆｏｒ               ｏｕｒ               ｐａｒｔｙ               ａｎｄ               ｏｕｒ               ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙ,"               ａｔ               ｔｈｅ               Ｃｏｎｓｅｒｖａｔｉｖｅ               Ｐｏｌｉｔｉｃａｌ               Ａｃｔｉｏｎ               Ｃｏｎｆｅｒｅｎｃｅ               ｉｎ               Ｗａｓｈｉｎｇｔｏｎ.
               Ａｔ               ｐｒｅｓｅｎｔ,               ＭｃＣａｉｎ               ｌｅａｄｓ               ｔｈｅ               Ｒｅｐｕｂｌｉｃａｎｓ               ｗｉｔｈ               707               ｄｅｌｅｇａｔｅｓ,               ｃｏｍｐａｒｅｄ               ｔｏ               Ｒｏｍｎｅｙ'ｓ               294               ａｎｄ               Ｈｕｃｋａｂｅｅ'ｓ               195.
               Ｗｈｉｌｅ               ａｐｐｒｏｘｉｍａｔｅｌｙ               4               ｍｉｌｌｉｏｎ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               ｖｏｔｅｄ               ｆｏｒ               Ｒｏｍｎｅｙ,               ｖｅｒｓｕｓ               ａｌｍｏｓｔ               5               ｍｉｌｌｉｏｎ               ｆｏｒ               ＭｃＣａｉｎ,               ｔｈｅ               ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｃｅ               ｃｏｍｅｓ               ｉｎ               ｗｈｅｒｅ               ｔｈｅｙ               ｖｏｔｅｄ.

ＭｃＣａｉｎ               ｄｏｍｉｎａｔｅｄ               ｉｎ               ａｌｍｏｓｔ               ａｌｌ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｈｉｇｈ               ｄｅｌｅｇａｔｅ-ｃｏｕｎｔ               ｓｔａｔｅｓ.
               Ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ,               Ｉ               ｈａｖｅ               ａ               ｆｕｎ               ｌｉｔｔｌｅ               ｓｔｏｒｙ               ｆｏｒ               ｙｏｕ               ｔｈａｔ               ｒｅｌａｔｅｓ               ｄｉｒｅｃｔｌｙ               ｔｏ               Ｊｏｈｎ               ＭｃＣａｉｎ               ａｎｄ               Ｓｕｐｅｒ               Ｔｕｅｓｄａｙ.
               Ｉ               ｗａｓ               ｈｅａｄｉｎｇ               ｉｎ               ｔｏ               ｃａｓｔ               ｍｙ               ｖｏｔｅ               ｆｏｒ               Ｂａｒａｃｋ               Ｏｂａｍａ               -               ｗｈｏ               Ｉ               ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ               ｃｈｉｅｆｌｙ               ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ,               ｄｅｓｐｉｔｅ               ｈｉｓ               ｓｔａｔｕｓ               ａｓ               ａ               Ｄｅｍｏｃｒａｔ,               ｈｉｓ               ｈｉｇｈｅｓｔ               ｐｌａｔｆｏｒｍ               ｉｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｑｕｅｓｔ               ｔｏ               ｐｕｔ               ａｎ               ｅｎｄ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               ｉｎｓａｎｅ               ｐａｒｔｉｓａｎｓｈｉｐ               ｔｈａｔ               ｉｓ               ｔｈｒｅａｔｅｎｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｄｅｓｔｒｏｙ               ｏｕｒ               ｇｒｅａｔ               ｎａｔｉｏｎ.

Ｏｎｃｅ               Ｉ               ａｒｒｉｖｅｄ               ａｔ               ｍｙ               ｐｏｌｌｉｎｇ               ｐｌａｃｅ,               ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ,               Ｉ               ｗａｓ               ｓｈｏｃｋｅｄ               ａｎｄ               ｄｉｓｍａｙｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｄｉｓｃｏｖｅｒ               ｔｈａｔ               ｍｙ               ｎａｍｅ               ｈａｄ               ｂｅｅｎ               ｌｉｓｔｅｄ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｗｒｏｎｇ               ｂｏｏｋ!
               Ｎｏｗ,               ｔｏ               ｂｅ               ｃｌｅａｒ,               Ｉ               ｓｗｉｔｃｈ               ｐａｒｔｉｅｓ               ｆｒｏｍ               ｔｉｍｅ               ｔｏ               ｔｉｍｅ,               ｄｅｐｅｎｄｉｎｇ               ｏｎ               ｗｈｏ               Ｉ               ｎｅｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｖｏｔｅ               ｆｏｒ               ｉｎ               ｓｏｍｅ               ｐｒｉｍａｒｙ               ｏｒ               ｏｔｈｅｒ.

Ｉ               ｈａｖｅ,               ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ,               ｂｅｅｎ               ａ               ｒｅｇｉｓｔｅｒｅｄ               Ｄｅｍｏｃｒａｔ               ｆｏｒ               ｓｏｍｅ               ｔｉｍｅ               ｎｏｗ,               ａｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｌａｓｔ               ｃａｎｄｉｄａｔｅ               ｔｈａｔ               Ｉ               ｆｅｌｔ               ｍｏｖｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ               ｗａｓ               Ｔｏｍ               Ｓｗａｚｉ,               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｒａｃｅ               ｆｏｒ               Ｎｅｗ               Ｙｏｒｋ'ｓ               ｇｏｖｅｒｎｏｒｓｈｉｐ.
               Ｓｏ,               ｓｉｎｃｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ｗａｓ               ａ               ｗｈｉｌｅ               ａｇｏ,               ａｎｄ               Ｉ               ｈａｖｅｎ'ｔ               ｃｈａｎｇｅｄ               ｓｉｎｃｅ,               Ｉ               ｗａｓ               ｑｕｉｔｅ               ｓｕｒｅ               ｔｈａｔ               Ｉ               ｗａｓ               ｓｔｉｌｌ               ｌｉｓｔｅｄ               ａｓ               ａ               Ｄｅｍｏｃｒａｔ.

Ｙｏｕ               ｃａｎ               ｉｍａｇｉｎｅ               ｍｙ               ｓｕｒｐｒｉｓｅ               ｗｈｅｎ               Ｉ               ｌｅａｒｎｅｄ               ｏｔｈｅｒｗｉｓｅ.
               Ｉ               ｈａｖｅ               ｍｙ               ｓｕｓｐｉｃｉｏｎｓ               ｃｏｎｃｅｒｎｉｎｇ               ｗｈａｔ               ｈａｐｐｅｎｅｄ,               ｂｕｔ               ｔｈａｔ'ｓ               ａｎ               ｅｎｔｉｒｅｌｙ               ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｔ               ｓｔｏｒｙ.

Ｓｕｆｆｉｃｅ               ｉｔ               ｔｏ               ｓａｙ               ｔｈａｔ               Ｉ'ｍ               ｑｕｉｔｅ               ｓｕｒｅ               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ｗａｓ               ｆｒａｕｄ               ｉｎｖｏｌｖｅｄ,               ｂｕｔ               ｄｅｆｉｎｉｔｅｌｙ               ｎｏｔ               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｐａｒｔ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               Ｃｏｕｎｔｙ               Ｂｏａｒｄ               ｏｆ               Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｏｎｓ.
               Ｓｏ,               ｔｈｅ               ｎｉｃｅ               ｖｏｌｕｎｔｅｅｒｓ               ｍａｎｎｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｏｌｅ               ａｓｋｅｄ               ｍｅ               ｉｆ               Ｉ               ｓｔｉｌｌ               ｗａｎｔｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｖｏｔｅ.

Ｎｏｗ,               Ｒｏｍｎｅｙ               ｈａｄｎ'ｔ               ｄｒｏｐｐｅｄ               ｏｕｔ               ｙｅｔ,               ｓｏ               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ｗａｓ               ｓｔｉｌｌ               ａｎ               ａｃｔｕａｌ               ｒａｃｅ               ｏｎ,               ｏｎ               ｔｈｅ               Ｒｅｐｕｂｌｉｃａｎ               ｓｉｄｅ.
               Ｄｏｎ'ｔ               ｇｅｔ               ｍｅ               ｗｒｏｎｇ               ｈｅｒｅ:               Ｉ               ｄｏ               ｔｈｉｎｋ               ｔｈａｔ               Ｂａｒａｃｋ               ｉｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｖｅｒｙ               ｂｅｓｔ               ｃｈｏｉｃｅ               ｆｏｒ               Ｐｒｅｓｉｄｅｎｔ               -               ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ               ｗｈｏ               ｉｓ               ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ               ａ               ｇｏｏｄ               ｃｈｏｉｃｅ,               ｉｎｓｔｅａｄ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｌｅｓｓｅｒ               ｏｆ               ｓｅｖｅｒａｌ               ｂａｄ               ｃｈｏｉｃｅｓ               -               ｂｕｔ               Ｉ               ａｌｓｏ               ｔｈｉｎｋ               ｔｈａｔ               ＭｃＣａｉｎ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｂｅ               ａ               ｇｏｏｄ               Ｐｒｅｓｉｄｅｎｔ               ａｓ               ｗｅｌｌ.

Ｉ               ｈａｖｅ               ｍｙ               ｉｓｓｕｅｓ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｈｉｍ,               ｗｈｉｃｈ               Ｉ'ｌｌ               ｇｅｔ               ｔｏ               ｉｎ               ａ               ｍｉｎｕｔｅ,               ｂｕｔ               Ｉ               ｔｈｉｎｋ               ｈｅ               ｗｏｕｌｄ               ｂｅ               ａ               ｐｒｅｔｔｙ               ｇｏｏｄ               Ｃｏｍｍａｎｄｅｒ-ｉｎ-Ｃｈｉｅｆ.

Ｄｅｓｐｉｔｅ               ｗｈａｔ               Ｒｕｓｈ,               Ｂｅｃｋ,               ａｎｄ               ｔｈｅ               ｏｔｈｅｒ               ｈｙｐｏｃｒｉｔｅｓ               ｈａｖｅ               ｔｏ               ｓａｙ               ａｂｏｕｔ               ｉｔ,               ｈｅ'ｓ               ｇｏｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｂｅｓｔ               Ａｒｍｙ-ｌｅａｄｉｎｇ               ｅｘｐｅｒｉｅｎｃｅ               ｏｆ               ａｌｌ,               ｈａｖｉｎｇ               ｂｅｅｎ               ａ               Ｃｏｍｍａｎｄ               Ｏｆｆｉｃｅｒ               ｊｕｓｔ               ｂｅｆｏｒｅ               ｈｉｓ               ＰＯＷ               ｄａｙｓ.
               Ｃ'ｍｏｎ               ｆｏｌｋｓ               -               ａｎｙｂｏｄｙ               ｗｈｏ               ｒｅｆｕｓｅｓ               ｔｏ               ｌｅａｖｅ               ａ               ｐｒｉｓｏｎ               ｃａｍｐ               ｕｎｔｉｌ               ｈｉｓ               ｍｅｎ               ｃａｎ               ｌｅａｖｅ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｈｉｍ               ｉｓ               ａ               ｐｒｏｖｅｎ               ｌｅａｄｅｒ.

Ｙｏｕ               ｇｏｔｔａ               ｇｉｖｅ               ＭｃＣａｉｎ               ｔｈａｔ.
               Ｓｏ,               ａｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｔｉｍｅ,               Ｉ               ｆｏｕｎｄ               ｍｙｓｅｌｆ               ｉｎ               ａ               ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ               ｐｏｓｉｔｉｏｎ.

Ｉ'ｄ               ｃｏｍｅ               ｔｏ               ｃａｓｔ               ｍｙ               ｂａｌｌｏｔ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｍａｎ               Ｉ               ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ               ｓｈｏｕｌｄ               ｂｅ               Ｐｒｅｓｉｄｅｎｔ,               ｂｕｔ,               ｉｎｓｔｅａｄ,               Ｉ               ｅｎｄｅｄ               ｕｐ               ｂｅｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ｔｏ               ｈｅｌｐ               ｓｈｕｔ               ｄｏｗｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｓｔｒｏｎｇｅｓｔ               ｔｈｒｅａｔ               ｔｏ               ｔｈｅ               Ｃｏｎｓｔｉｔｕｔｉｏｎ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｒａｃｅ.
               Ｙｅｓ,               Ｍｉｔｔ               Ｒｏｍｎｅｙ               ｉｓ               ｏｎｅ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｏｓｅ               ｐｅｏｐｌｅ               -               ａ               ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ               ｋｉｎｄ               ｏｆ               ｎｕｔ               ｗｈｏ               ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅｓ               ｔｈａｔ               ｉｔ               ｉｓ               ｇｏｏｄ               ｉｄｅａ               ｔｏ               ａｍｅｎｄ               ｔｈｅ               Ｃｏｎｓｔｉｔｕｔｉｏｎ               ｓｐｅｃｉｆｉｃａｌｌｙ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｅ               ｐｕｒｐｏｓｅ               ｏｆ               ｒｅｓｔｒｉｃｔｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               ｒｉｇｈｔｓ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               ｃｉｔｉｚｅｎｓ.

Ｃａｎ'ｔ               ｈａｖｅ               ｔｈａｔ,               ｎｏｗ               ｃａｎ               ｗｅ?
               Ｓｏ,               ｅｖｅｎ               ｔｈｏｕｇｈ               Ｉ               ｗａｓ               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ｆｏｒ               Ｂａｒａｃｋ,               Ｉ               ｅｎｄｅｄ               ｕｐ               ｌｅａｖｉｎｇ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｔｈｅ               ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ               ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ               ｏｆ               ｈａｖｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               ｈｏｎｏｒ               ｏｆ               ｐｕｌｌｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               ｌｅｖｅｒ               ｆｏｒ               Ｊｏｈｎ               ＭｃＣａｉｎ.

Ｉｆ               ｉｔ               ｃｏｍｅｓ               ｒｉｇｈｔ               ｄｏｗｎ               ｔｏ               ｉｔ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｇｅｎｅｒａｌ               ｅｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ,               ｗｉｔｈ               ｂｏｔｈ               Ｂａｒａｃｋ               ａｎｄ               ＭｃＣａｉｎ               ａｓ               ｔｈｅ               ｎｏｍｉｎｅｅｓ,               Ｉ'ｌｌ               ｓｔｉｌｌ               ｂａｃｋ               Ｂａｒａｃｋ               -               ｄｕｈ.

Ｂｕｔ,               ｉｆ               ｂｙ               ｓｏｍｅ               ｑｕｅｅｒ               ｃｈａｎｃｅ               ｈｅ               ｓｈｏｕｌｄ               ｌｏｓｅ               ｔｏ               ＭｃＣａｉｎ,               Ｉ'ｄ               ｓｔｉｌｌ               ｂｅ               ｈａｐｐｙ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｏｕｒ               ｎｅｗ               Ｐｒｅｓｉｄｅｎｔ.

Ｊｕｓｔ               ｎｏｔ               ＡＳ               ｈａｐｐｙ.
               Ｓｅｅ               ｆｏｌｋｓ?

Ｉｔ               ｄｏｅｓｎ'ｔ               ｈａｖｅ               ｔｏ               ｈａｖｅ               ａｎｙｔｈｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｄｏ               ｗｉｔｈ               ｒａｃｅ               ｏｒ               ｇｅｎｄｅｒ.
               Ｂｕｔ,               Ｉ               ｄｏ               ｈａｖｅ               ｏｎｅ               ｂｉｇ               ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ               ｗｉｔｈ               ＭｃＣａｉｎ,               ａｎｄ               ｉｔ               ｈａｓ               ｔｏ               ｄｏ               ｗｉｔｈ               Ｉｒａｑ.
               Ｎｏｗ,               ｍａｎｙ               ｏｆ               ｙｏｕ               ａｒｅ               ｐｒｏｂａｂｌｙ               ｔｈｉｎｋｉｎｇ,               'ｓｏ,               ｔｈｅ               ｉｌｌｕｓｔｒｉｏｕｓ               Ｄｒ.

Ｂｅｌｒａｄ,               ｄｅｓｔｒｏｙｅｒ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｅ               Ｂｉｇ               Ｂａｎｇ,               ｉｓ               ｏｎｅ               ｏｆ               ｔｈｏｓｅ               ｓｕｒｒｅｎｄｅｒ               ｔｙｐｅｓ.'               Ｎｏｔ               ｓｏ.

Ｎｏｔ               ａｔ               ａｌｌ.
               Ｂｕｔ               Ｉ               ａｌｓｏ               ｄｏｎ'ｔ               ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ｏｃｃｕｐｙｉｎｇ               Ｉｒａｑ               ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ               ｗｉｌｌ               ｈｅｌｐ               ｕｓ.

Ｆｉｒｓｔ               ｏｆ               ａｌｌ,               ｉｆ               Ｉｒａｑ'ｓ               ｎｅｗ               ｇｏｖｅｒｎｍｅｎｔ               ｃａｎｎｏｔ               ｓｔａｎｄ               ｏｎ               ｉｔｓ               ｏｗｎ,               ａｎｄ               ｎｅｅｄｓ               Ａｍｅｒｉｃａ               ｔｏ               ｅｎｆｏｒｃｅ               Ａｍｅｒｉｃａ'ｓ               ｗｉｌｌ               ｏｎ               ｉｔ,               ｉｔ               ｗｏｎ'ｔ               ｄｏ               ｍｕｃｈ               ｇｏｏｄ               ｔｏｗａｒｄ               ｓｐｒｅａｄｉｎｇ               ｔｈａｔ               ｌａｍｐ               ｏｆ               ｌｉｂｅｒｔｙ               Ｂｕｓｈ               ｌｉｋｅｓ               ｔｏ               ｔａｌｋ               ａｂｏｕｔ.
               Ｍｏｒｅ               ｉｍｐｏｒｔａｎｔｌｙ,               ＭｃＣａｉｎ               ｓａｙｓ               ｔｈａｔ               ｗｅ               ｎｅｅｄ               ｔｏ               ｓｔａｙ               ｉｎ               Ｉｒａｑ               ｔｏ               ｍａｋｅ               ｓｕｒｅ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｈｅ               ｔｅｒｒｏｒｉｓｔｓ               ｄｏｎ'ｔ               ｒｅｏｒｇａｎｉｚｅ               ｔｈｅｒｅ.
               Ｒｅａｌｉｔｙ               ｃｈｅｃｋ:               ｉｔ               ｉｓ               ＶＥＲＹ               ｗｅｌｌ               ｄｏｃｕｍｅｎｔｅｄ               ｂｙ               ｎｏｗ               ｔｈａｔ               ｔｈｅｒｅ               ｗｅｒｅｎ'ｔ               ｔｅｒｒｏｒｉｓｔｓ               ｉｎ               Ｉｒａｑ               ｕｎｔｉｌ               ｗｅ               ｓｈｏｗｅｄ               ｕｐ.

Ｉｔ'ｓ               ａ               ｇｏｏｄ               ｂｅｔ               ｔｈａｔ               ｉｆ               ｗｅ               ｌｅａｖｅ,               ｓｏ               ｗｉｌｌ               ｔｈｅｙ.
               Ａｌｓｏ,               ｏｕｒ               ｐｒｅｓｅｎｃｅ               ｄｏｅｓｎ'ｔ               ｄｏ               ｍｕｃｈ               ｆｏｒ               ｄｅｔｅｒｒｉｎｇ               ｔｈｅ               ｒｅｓｕｒｇｅｎｃｅ               ｏｆ               ｔｅｒｒｏｒｉｓｍ.

Ｆｏｒ               ｏｎｅ,               ａｌｍｏｓｔ               ａｌｌ               ｏｆ               Ａｆｇｈａｎｉｓｔａｎ               -               ｗｈｉｃｈ               ｗｅ               ｓｔｉｌｌ               ｏｃｃｕｐｙ               -               ｉｓ               ｂａｃｋ               ｕｎｄｅｒ               Ｔａｌｉｂａｎ               ｃｏｎｔｒｏｌ.

Ｓｏ               ｍｕｃｈ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈａｔ               ｏｎｅ.
               Ｓｅｃｏｎｄ,               ｗｈａｔ               ａｂｏｕｔ               ａｌｌ               ｔｈｅ               ｔｅｒｒｏｒ               ｃｅｌｌｓ               ｔｈａｔ               ｋｅｅｐ               ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ               ｂｕｓｔｅｄ               ｒｉｇｈｔ               ｈｅｒｅ               ｉｎ               ｔｈｅ               ｇｏｏｄ               ｏｌ'               Ｕ               Ｓ               ｏｆ               Ａ?

Ｉｎ               ｏｕｒ               ｏｗｎ               ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙ!

Ｗｅ'ｖｅ               ｇｏｔ               ｍｉｌｉｔａｒｙ               ｈｅｒｅ               ｔｏｏ,               ａｓ               ｗｅｌｌ               ａｓ               ａ               ｈｅｃｋ               ｏｆ               ａ               ｌｏｔ               ｍｏｒｅ               ｒｅｓｏｕｒｃｅｓ,               ｙｅｔ               ｓｔｉｌｌ               ｔｈｅｙ               ｋｅｅｐ               ｃｒｏｐｐｉｎｇ               ｕｐ.
               Ｓｏ,               ｗｈａｔ               ｇｏｏｄ,               ｅｘａｃｔｌｙ,               ｉｓ               ｏｃｃｕｐｙｉｎｇ               Ｉｒａｑ               ｆｏｒ               ｅｔｅｒｎｉｔｙ               ｇｏｉｎｇ               ｔｏ               ｄｏ               ｆｏｒ               ｕｓ?
               Ｗｅｌｌ,               ｗｅ'ｒｅ               ｏｕｔ               ｏｆ               ｔｉｍｅ               ｆｏｒ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｗｅｅｋ.
               Ｉ               ｎｅｅｄ               ａ               ｌｏｎｇｅｒ               ｓｈｏｗ...
               Ｓｅｎｄ               ｙｏｕｒ               ｌｅｔｔｅｒｓ               ｔｏ               Ｓｈｏｗ@ＢｅｌｒａｄＵｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ.ｃｏｍ,               Ｉ'ｍ               Ｂｒｙａｎ               Ｂｅｌｒａｄ,               ａｎｄ               ｔｈｉｓ               ｈａｓ               ｂｅｅｎ               Ｂｅｌｒａｄ               Ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ.

Ｕｎｔｉｌ               ｎｅｘｔ               ｔｉｍｅ,               ｓｔａｙ               ｓａｆｅ,               ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ.

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